Morton: Hello. Welcome to-

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Morton: Hi Lemmy! Anyway, today's guest is straight from Flower Fields. Everyone welcome BZZAP!

BZZAP: BUZZ!

Morton: Can we get a translator please?

Ludwig gives Morton a translator.

Morton: How are you feeling BZZAP?

BZZAP: Great!

Morton: That's great! My first question is, what games are you in?

BZZAP: Only Paper Mario. We have a really high attack power of 7 and a real low HP of 3.

Morton: What's it like to live in Flower Fields?

BZZAP: Well, when I was first brought there by Huff N. Puff, I didn't like it too much because it was really cloudy and there was no sun, but after Mario destroyed the cloud-making machine, it got very pleasant to live there, so overall I like it.

Morton: You talk like me! Yay!

BZZAP: No, I don't.

Morton: You say that now, but you'll come around.

BZZAP: No, I won't. Hehe. That rhymed.

Morton: Why do your stingers only poison Mario some of the time, instead of everytime you sting him?

BZZAP: Because the times he got poisoned, we stung him with all of our stingers instead of just a part of it.

Morton: What is your relationship to the small bees you call on to attack Mario? Are they your children?

BZZAP: I have no children. The small bees are the same bees from the hives in Super Mario Sunshine and we make a signal with our stingers that tell them to come and attack Mario.

Morton: What's it like working for Huff N. Puff?

BZZAP: At first he was very cruel to us BZZAPs, but ever since he was defeated by Mario, he's been a really nice guy to us.

Morton: Do you feel you should be in the upcoming Paper Mario 2?

BZZAP: Of course I do! I was a great enemy in the first Paper Mario and I could do the same in the second one.

Morton: Time for audience questions! You, in seat 14.

Crazy Dayzee: You think you can beat me in a fight?

BZZAP: It would be a close fight but unfortunately, I would lose.

Morton: Seat 29.

Yoshi: Yoshi want to know, why isn't Morton talking a lot like he usually do?

Morton: I was paid a lot of money by an unknown source. *looks around* Seat 67.

Larry: Do you eat any of the kinds of berries that grow in Flower Fields?

BZZAP: I don't like the red or blue berries, but I very much enjoy the yellow berries.

Morton: One last question. Seat 82.

Iggy: Why haven't you said 'wedding cake' at all this Interview?

Morton: That same unknown source paid me not to say 'wedding cake' either.

Iggy: You just said 'wedding cake'.

Morton: D'oh! That's all for today. See you next time on...

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Morton: END TRANSMISSION!