Bowser had his Koopalings assembled in the Dining Room (not the Lounge!). It was easiest to assemble there because dinner had just been devoured.

Bowser: Kids, I am growing concerned at the incredibly large number of jokes made about how you talk. In order to prove them wrong, I am going to tape-record this conversation, then ask all of you to state your real name, nothing more. Whichever of you does the best will get double dessert tonight. Larry, please start us off.

Larry: None of your business!

Bowser: Nice thought, but that's not your name. Morton?

Morton: Morton Koopa Jr... that's my name, call me by that, Morton Koopa Jr., but don't wear it out, or I will have no name and I'll just be called "..." and what kind of name is "..." for a Koopa prince currently named Morton Koopa Jr?

Bowser: You couldn't stop while you were ahead, could you? Wendy, the prize is wide open.

Wendy: Daddykins! I want that prize!

Bowser: Sorry, your name is not "Daddykins". We're up to you, Iggy.

Iggy: Ig-

Iggy struggles for a few seconds.

Bowser: This is getting way too typical. Roy?

Roy: Bully!

Bowser: Well, that was close, but that's not your real name.

Roy: What are ya talkin' about?!

Bowser: *sigh* (to himself) I wonder what's going to happen... (aloud) Lemmy, can you say your name?

Lemmy struggles for a few seconds.

Lemmy: Gy. Lem-

Iggy: My!

Bowser groans and slaps his head.

Bowser: Ludwig, my eldest son, I'm counting on you. Please say your name correctly.

Ludwig: LOODveeg von KOOpah.

Bowser: ... Good thing I forgot to press the play button.

Iggy: Hey King Dad, can-

Lemmy: You say your name?

Bowser: Of course, it's King Koop- uh... grr... GO TO YOUR ROOMS!!!

Roy: Ah still can' figer owt wha ah didn' win!