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By Lemmy Koopa

One day Mario was practicing his fireball sharp-shooting, but he completely missed the target (Luigi) and hit the water instead. All the water on Plit evaporated.

Peach: Who'dve thought that one small fireball could evaporate so much water?

Mario: Hey! That-a fireball was huge!

Luigi: Let's-a get out the bottled water for-a dinner tonight.

But the bottled water had also evaporated.

Mario: Wah!

Bowser was very upset because he couldn't take his bubble bath. So he offered a prize (non-toxic food for a week) to the Koopaling that could restore the water the fastest. Iggy went first. He decided to crack open a rock and release the water trapped inside.

Iggy: OW!!!

Iggy was sent to room 8724 in Koopa Hospital. Larry was going to try a rain dance but then Ludwig used his Water Sucker but it sucked up Larry instead and then exploded. They are in rooms 8725 and 8726 in Koopa Hospital.

Ludwig: Remind me to <bzz!>... who am I?

Roy: 'Dis stinks! I'm outta here!

Roy ran away to escape pain but he jumped in the lake. He was sent to room 8727 in Koopa Hospital. Morton entreated the gods to release rain, but even though the gods don't exist they got ticked and zapped him with a lightning bolt. Morton was sent to room 8728 in Koopa Hospital.

Bowser: Some days it just doesn't pay to get up. WENDY!

Wendy ran in and waved her Wand until rain fell from the sky and filled Bowser's bathtub.

All: Yay! The day is saved!

Lemmy: Gee Wendy, rub it in will ya?

Bowser: Lemmy?! I thought I killed you last week!

Lemmy: Yeah, but you missed and killed Iggy instead.

Bowser: ... Shoot! Anyway, thanks for saving the planet, Wendy.

Wendy: You're welcome.

Bowser: Since I am enjoying my bath so much, you get to eat real food until the next draught.

Wendy (to herself): That will be about ten minutes. Then they'll realize that it's just powdered milk.

The End

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