"Uh… hi. It's me… Iggy Koopa. I… er, haven't been getting many lines lately, and I wanted to express my feelings about this. Because Koopalings have feelings, you know, and I… it's hurting my self esteem. I thought maybe… possibly… that all you writers out there could… you know… sort of give me a little more airtime. Ya know, like not a lot, but… please don't forget about me!"

Lemmy walks into the room, along with a group of authors. "Hey, who's that up there on my stage?

Golden Road shakes her head. "Not sure. Could be Morton, but it's kind of hard to see."

Blackbelt quivers. "Let's just get out of here before we have the chance to find out."

The authors leave. Iggy sighs.

"It's a hard life…"