“What is the square root of negative two?” demanded Mrs. Prout, Wendy's personal teacher.

“Uh...” stammered Wendy.

“BRRRRRIIIINNNNG!” rang the school bell.

“Sorry, gotta go!” Wendy sighed with relief. She ran out the classroom door and joined her six brothers in a race to the cafeteria. Lemmy was in the lead until Larry threw a vegetable at him and knocked him off balance. Then Wendy was catching up until her high heeled shoes made her fall. Ludwig ran into the lead but then Roy caught up and clobbered him. This went on for some time.

Somehow the Koopalings all made it into the Cafeteria and sat down in a somewhat orderly fashion. They licked their lips and waited to be served their lunch.

Before too long a lunch lady went around the room, placing a healthy glob of something on each Koopaling's plate.  Each Koopa looked at their food in a scared sort of way.

“My food smells!” gasped Larry, pushing his plate away.

“You're lucky,” said Ludwig. “My food is moving. It looks like my last science experiment!”

“No, you're lucky!” replied Roy. “At least your food is edible!” He had already broken a tooth or two trying to eat what was on his plate.

“I'm not even going to attempt to eat my food!” decided Iggy.

Morton and Wendy nodded their agreement. Unfortunately, they had already tried the food, and it had fastened their mouths shut.

Lemmy sighed. “This looks like another short scribble.”

“Who wrote this garbage?” demanded Roy.

“Well, I did, but I'm only the author,” answered Lemmy. “Wait a minute, I AM the author!”

Lemmy took out his master copy of the script and changed the slop into juicy stakes, He also fixed Roy, Morton, and Wendy's mouths. Every Koopa smiled at their new food and began to eat greedily.

Then the bell for class rang.