Wacky, reported by Wacky Koopa
Wacky, reported by Wacky Koopa
Name: Wacky Koopa (I have a real name other than Wacky, but I’m keeping that a secret)
First Appearance: The Last King
Gender: Male
Father: Crazy Koopa
Mother: Angel Koopa (both deceased)
Species: Koopa (You would think, since my last name is Koopa)
Height: 6’3’’
Weight: 280 lbs. (even though it’s all muscle weight, I’m not exactly proud of it)
Birthdate: October 30 (I’m five years older then Ludwig, so it should give you an idea of how old I am)
Favorite Food: Pizza
Least Favorite Food: Spinach
Favorite Sport: Football
Least Favorite Sport: Baseball (I personally think it’s for the weak, though I’m pretty sure baseball fans would disagree with me)
Favorite Underling: Hammer Bro
Friends: Bowser, Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Morton, Larry... you get my drift; I’m friends with pretty much anybody who isn’t friends with the Mario Bros.
Enemies: Mario Bros. (especially them) and anyone who is friends with them
Hobbies: Bounty hunting (more of a dream job, if you will), videogames, thinking of ways of getting rid of the Mario Bros, and pretty much anything else a normal guy does
Special Abilities: Can manipulate fire and is fireproof
Physical Appearance: My strength is unbelievably high; some consider me to be on par with DK and Bowser, but I’m not that strong yet. I am also very quick on my feet and I am very smart, not in things such as math and science, but more on how to survive. My facial appearance is just like Roy’s, I have two visible fangs, a pair of black shades (otherwise you’d be looking at a pair of freaky red eyes), and medium-sized horns protruding from my head. I have short, spiky, jet-black hair, a ten-spiked black shell, two spikes on my tail, a spiked neckbrace, and two spiked wristbraces. My snout and underside of my shell are the normal color of a Koopa, but the rest of my body is black. I also have flame tattoos; two on my face, starting from my hair over my eyes and going down to my jaw, two that go from my shoulders down to my fingers, and two that start at my hips and go to my toes. I did this because if I didn’t my body would have white scar lines in those places I just said. Overall, I am a very scary-looking Koopa.
Personality: I find this to be quite ironic. Even though I am scary-looking, I am actually a very nice guy; almost everybody likes me. Even though I am very strong, I don’t abuse it like Roy does. Rarely will you ever find me beating up someone, unless they’re a friend of the Mario Bros. I am rather cocky, arrogant, and full of myself. This tragic flaw has gotten the better of me on numerous occasions, almost resulting in death.
History: If you like stories, then my life story will keep you interested. I was born in a place called the Nebula Kingdom. If you wanted to get as far away from the Mushroom Kingdom as possible without leaving the planet of Plit, the Nebula Kingdom is where you would want to go. My parents, Crazy and Angel Koopa, were the rulers of the kingdom and are said to be the greatest rulers of all time. I was heir to the throne. A little after my tenth birthday, the Mario Bros. barged into the castle and said that they were going to stop my parents’ reign of terror. Even though my parents had done nothing wrong, the Mario Bros. still were going to overthrow them. I tried to fight them off, but Luigi threw me into a glass sword case. It smashed and I lost consciousness. When I regained consciousness, my parents were in an intense sword fight with the Mario Bros. At this point, my face, arms, legs, and eyes were bleeding; this is why I got the tattoos and why my eyes are pure red. Almost as soon as I got up, the Mario Bros. stabbed my parents with the swords. Before I could even react, the Mario Bros. got away. From then on, I have wanted to get back at them for what they did to my parents.
Being heir to the throne, I became king even though I was only ten years old. A short time later one of my servants found a bomb in the pipe system. We had an evacuation and my kingdom was destroyed. It was one of the saddest moments of my life. I then traveled on my own for a bit.
One memorable moment during my travels, which got me through most of my life, happened when I was twelve. I was looking for a place to sleep when I came across an old house, which I thought was disserted. Little did I know that the people living there were insane. I was found by them and taken prisoner. They were then going to try to kill me by dipping me in a lava pit. For some reason, though, when I was dipped in there, instead of being burned by the lava, I actually absorbed it (don’t ask me how that happened; I honestly don’t know). When I was pulled back up, I killed those people, freed myself, and got out of there. I did a lot of things on my own, resulting in a lot of life or death situations. When I reached adulthood I met Pyroboo and Teela Yoshi, and had a small fight with Pyro over a bandana. I then went to Castle Koopa, by their suggestion, where I currently reside. (If you want to get the full story, view The Last King.)
To sum it all up for you, I’m just a Koopa with fire abilities who lives at Castle Koopa. I just wonder whether or not I should be doing something, but I’ll deal with that later. As for now, I’ve honestly got nothing to do except to just lie back and enjoy what Castle Koopa has to offer. (Am I getting lazy?).
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