Name: New Guy (Was known as Shy Guy 1)
Species: Shy Guy
Gender: Male
Age: 10 (I'm not breaking child labor laws; remember, Shy Guy years are not the same as human years)
Color: Black with a white mask.
First Appearance: ZOSHI interviews BOWSER
Birth: March 23
Height: 2' 10"
Weight: 30 lb.
Residence: Shy Guy's Pad
Father: (I didn't ask him if he has parents. I don't think they do, don't they hatch from eggs?)
Mother: (See above)
Relationships: Old Guy (brother)
Favorite Food: Spicy Soup
Friends: Zoshi, Old Guy, Goom Goom, Goomeran, Goombini
Enemies: Bowser, Wario, Kammy, and Karminy Koopa (made him reconstruct the building)
Motto: "Cool, is so 70's. It's now called 'awesome'."
Other: His job is usually cameraman

Name: Old Guy (Was known as Shy Guy 2)
Species: Shy Guy
Gender: Male
Age: 12
Color: White with a black mask
First Appearance: ZOSHI interviews BOWSER
Birth: August 6
Height: 3' 1"
Weight: 33 lb.
Residence: Shy Guy's Pad (he and New Guy are roommates)
Father: (See New Guy)
Mother: (See above)
Relationships: New Guy (brother)
Favorite Food: Mushroom Roast
Friends: Zoshi, New Guy, Goom Goom, Goomeran, Goombini
Enemies: Bowser, Wario, Kammy, and Karminy Koopa (made him reconstruct the building)
Motto: "New Guy, you have to respect the past!!!"
Other: He manages who will be interviewed and when.

Name: Goombini (Was known as Goomba 1)
Species: Goomba
Gender: Male
Age: 11
Color: Brown, with a Green hat
First Appearance: ZOSHI interviews BOWSER
Birth: February 29 (Leap Year)
Height: 1' 7"
Weight: 13 lb.
Residence: Rogueport
Father: Gambini
Mother: Goomessica
Relationships: Goom Goom (cousin)
Favorite Food: Keel Mango
Friends: Zoshi, New Guy, Old Guy, Goom Goom, Goomeran
Enemies: Bowser, Wario, Kammy, and Karminy Koopa (made him reconstruct the building)
Motto: "You know, by my birthdate, I'm really 3 and 3/4 years old!"
Other: He works as a stagehand, and works with blocks if violent graphics appear.

Name: Goomeran (Was known as Goomba 2)
Species: Goomba
Gender: Male
Age: 9
Color: Brown, wears red shoes
First Appearance: ZOSHI interviews BOWSER
Birth: April 30
Height: 1' 2"
Weight: 10 lb.
Residence: Goomba Village
Father: Don Goombianta
Mother: Goomlecia
Relationships: None in the crew
Favorite Food: Tasty Tonic (says it tastes like raspberries...)
Friends: Zoshi, New Guy, Old Guy, Goom Goom, Goombini
Enemies: Bowser, Wario, Kammy, and Karminy Koopa (made him reconstruct the building)
Motto: "I see nothing, I hear nothing, and I don't want to speak to you!"
Other: Works as cameraman

Name: Goom Goom (Was known as Goomba 3)
Species: Goomba
Gender: Male
Age: 12
Color: Brown, has blue shades
First Appearance: ZOSHI interviews BOWSER
Birth: July 17
Height: 1' 8"
Weight: 16 lb.
Residence: Rogueport
Father: Goomer
Mother: Goomlettia
Relationships: Goombini (Cousin)
Favorite Food: Fried Shroom
Friends: Zoshi, New Guy, Old Guy, Goomeran, Goombini
Enemies: Bowser, Wario, Kammy, and Karminy Koopa (made him reconstruct the building)
Motto: "I don't see why this doesn't work!"
Other: Puts up sound, and is a stagehand

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