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New Guy

ParaBonz reports:

Name: New Guy (Was known as Shy Guy 1)
Species: Shy Guy
Gender: Male
Age: 10 (I'm not breaking child labor laws; remember, Shy Guy years are not the same as human years)
Color: Black with a white mask.
First Appearance: ZOSHI interviews BOWSER
Birth: March 23
Height: 2' 10"
Weight: 30 lb.
Residence: Shy Guy's Pad
Father: (I didn't ask him if he has parents. I don't think they do, don't they hatch from eggs?)
Mother: (See above)
Relationships: Old Guy (brother)
Favorite Food: Spicy Soup
Friends: Zoshi, Old Guy, Goom Goom, Goomeran, Goombini
Enemies: Bowser, Wario, Kammy, and Karminy Koopa (made him reconstruct the building)
Motto: "Cool, is so 70's. It's now called 'awesome'."
Other: His job is usually cameraman

Zoshi: Hi, I interviewed my crew the other day, and they deserve some credit, with their own bios. After all, I knew them before I knew Mario, Yoshi, Luigi, Peach, Tenishi, and Toad. I'll give you their old names, that they had in the first two Interviews, and the new ones, from the third Interview and up.

New Guy: Hey Zoshi! Old Guy wants to tell you something.

Zoshi: Yeah?

Old Guy: We want to tell you that Shy Guys come from-

(There is a loud train noise as it's passing by, and there is a squishing sound as it runs over Goombini.)

Zoshi: That changes everything...

Goombini: I'm okay... I think...

** This bio is part of a group: Zoshi's Interview Crew

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This character may be associated with the following: Bowser, Goom, Goom Goom, Goombini, Goomeran, Kammy, Karminy Koopa, Old Guy, Shy Guy, Wario, and Zoshi

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