Princess Peach Toadstool, reported by Tyranitar
Princess Peach Toadstool, reported by Tyranitar
Name: Princess Peach Toadstool
First Appearance: Super Mario Bros.
Nickname: Many people say Peach, but it's not been shown to actually be her first name. So maybe “Her Royal Highness”?
Age: About 20.
Description: Okay, uh, pink medieval style dress, waist-length blonde hair, blue eyes, a fairly normal white skin color, good figure, and a girl. Not happy? Google image.
Occupation: Sort of the second-in-command
Favorite Game: Super Mario Bros. 2 (She was playable!)
Father: The King (AKA King Toadstool)
Mother: No one knows. Not even Peach
Friends: Mario, Luigi, sometimes Daisy, on rare occasions Bowser, Kamek (he works for Dan so he's grown to be okay with Peach) a lot of people I'm not going to name out of laziness
Enemies: Bowser, Bowser's kids, sometimes Daisy, anyone who kidnaps her
Likes: Mario, Luigi, sometimes Daisy, a lot of people I'm again not going to name out of laziness
Dislikes: Re-read the Enemies section, and she also dislikes people telling her what she's doing is wrong. It's not hurting anyone physically, is it?
Protects: She isn't that good of a fighter. Don't bring up SSBM either. Everyone knows that game was noncanon. Besides, all the characters in there were cybermechanical clones. Really!
Is currently working on: Easing people into the idea that she fell in love with and married a demon lord that plans world domination
Lives: Used to live in the Mushroom Kingdom Palace, but currently lives with her new husband, much to Tyranitar's dismay
Favorite Minion: Likes Shy Guys because they don't cause too much trouble
Favorite Food: She's fond of Fruit Parfeit
Favorite Part of Being in the Dungeon: She's been in a dungeon only once. She didn't mind because she was being very well taken care of
Quote: “What?! That's terrible! Awful! Horrible! ... Isn't it?"
While many portray Princess Peach Toadstool as incompetent, ditzy, spacey, or just plain all-around stereotypical Mario in intelligence, Peach is actually quite the opposite. She is a kind and just ruler to the Mushroom Kingdom, always trying her best to make things work for everyone, and to ensure peace and harmony. Having Bowser constantly kidnap her doesn't always let things work out as she plans, but the Mario Brothers always come to her rescue so she's grown rather used to it.
She's shown many amazing abilities in past games, such as her astounding power to heal in Super Mario RPG, breaking the spell Kamek had used to make the Mushroom Kingdom citizens become stone, the power to levitate momentarily, and above average skills at sports and kart races among other things. Peach is always willing to lend a helping hand to neighboring kingdoms when they're in trouble, such as the Cackletta and Tatanga incidents, as well as the events of Yoshi's Safari.
The Events Before "YOKO DAN AND PRINCESS PEACH interview BOWSER AND KAMEK":
(This will hopefully clear up any plotholes left by the Interview, or answer some questions people might have. If not, at least I tried.)
There is currently much controversy in the Mushroom Kingdom, all about Princess Peach. Two months ago, Peach was kidnapped. What appeared to be an unusual dinosaur-shaped hole in one of the castle walls was discovered by the Mushroom Police Force. According to the hole found, the kidnapper stood at 6 feet and 7 inches, about 2.01 meters, and appeared to have weighed several hundred pounds.
After some investigating, it was discovered that the perpetrator's previously unknown species was that of a Tyranitar, a dragon-dinosaur-like monster of tremendous strength. It was unknown exactly what the beast wanted with the princess, but authorities assured it couldn't be anything good.
"This is the type of thing that ordinarily wouldn't worry anyone, except that for once it wasn't Bowser or some maniac. This time, it was something terrifying. We have no idea where this thing took 'er, but we assure you that we'll do everything in our power to track Peach down," is what Chief of Police, Toadinski, gave as his answer when questioned by news reporters on how he felt about the kidnapping.
It was soon afterward discovered that the monster, who called himself Tyranitar, was actually working for what appeared to be a young man of about 16-20 years of age, when he sent the Mushroom Kingdom a ransom notice via a video recording. Peach was currently alive and unharmed, but Tyranitar promised that this would change if his master's demands were not met.
It was also revealed that his master's name was "Yoko Dan", a demon lord that was apparently sealed away many years ago after attempting to destroy the world for unknown reasons. His reasons for kidnapping Peach unknown, Yoko Dan demanded rule over the Mushroom Kingdom, in return for the safety of their princess.
After two weeks of having Princess Peach captive, Yoko Dan began to feel odd. Consulting a bit with Kamek, the Magikoopa asked how he felt of Peach. After saying he felt sick and uneasy around her, Kamek concluded that he had fallen in love with her. Dan, being an evil demon lord, said he couldn't be in love, stating that he was too busy with conquest. Soon after, Dan told Peach what Kamek said. She seemed confused at first, not knowing what to think of it. Peach told him to let her think for a while.
Three days later, Dan returned to Peach's holding room, a guard having said Peach called for him. When he got there, Peach said that at first she didn't know what to think, but after a while of thinking, thought it was sweet, although she didn't entirely trust him. Dan opened the cell and told her she was free to leave. No one really knows what happened after that. Some say he killed Peach. But they're obviously loony because Peach is still alive. How else would she be able to host Interviews while Dan and Tyranitar are away, or get married? You can't marry a dead person. Especially because a corpse can't talk, so you'd never get an "I do" out of them.
Anyway, needless to say, Peach soon grew to like Dan (Tyranitar didn't approve of this because Dan isn't human and Peach IS) and they got married, blah blah blah, you know what happens after the Interview with Bowser and Kamek. If not, go read it. Now. Do it. The power of evil compels you to read it. Cmoonnnnn! Please? I'll give you a cookie! It's an Oreo. You like Oreos, don'tcha? Please, tell me you like Oreos. All I have is an Oreo. We don't have any fancy cookies. EAT IT! I COMMAND YOU TO EAT IT! I WON'T GET PAID IF YOU DON'T EAT IT! ... Fine, be that way.
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