Narrator: Ahem… Today I am going to tell you the truth about a rumor that has been around for decades. ”Was Wario in the FBI?” No. He was not. That was just a lie to get attention.
Wario: Hey! You liar! I was so in the FBI. It was all because of Waluigi kicking me out of the house...
It was a peaceful day in the Mushroom Kingdom and I was watching TV. But then Waluigi started complaining about how HE wanted to watch TV, because he never got to. So he kicked me out of the house.
Now you’ve got to know I was mad, so I was thinking of ways to get even with him, and I thought, ”The FBI! It’s perfect! I can beat him up, and I won’t even get in trouble!” So I went to the FBI training academy and signed up.
After the training was over, I got my first assignment, ”Spy on Bowser and Princess Peach.” After that, I went and asked them, ”When do I get to hurt people?!” I soon found out that I don’t just get to beat people up, they had to TELL me to do it.
Even though I never got back at Waluigi,I stayed anyway. I mean, what ELSE do I have to do besides this? I quit around 2005, mostly because I was bored of it…
Wario: And THAT’S why I was in the FBI.
The End
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