Lemmy: Promise the building won't be destroyed this time?
Loxo123: Come on, Lemmy! It's just Roy! What is he gonna do to destroy this building?
Lemmy: You don't know about Roy... and his stupidity.
Roy: ROY SPECIAL!
(WHAM! BAM! CRACK!)
Lemmy: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
Roy: Let’s get this Interview over with! I want to beat up Iggy again!
Loxo123: Ok. Question number 1! Who is your least favorite Sports Hall fighter?
Roy: Everyone except for me, King Dad, and Pokey.
Loxo123: ... I'm gonna ask about why you didn't include Doopliss and Duplighost later. Now then, why did you pick World 2 as the place to fight Mario in your invasion with Bowser Jr. and your siblings?
Roy: I was tired of beating up my 7 siblings at once.
Loxo123: Sev-
Roy: That includes Bowser Jr.
Loxo123: Ok. Why did you decide to use warp pipes in your second fight against Mario?
Roy: Warping plus me equals a bunch of beaten up Mario Bros. and Toads!
Loxo123: That didn't work out because you left spaces between the warp pipes and walls.
Roy: What do you mean?!
Loxo123: They could just wall jump between the warp pipes and the walls.
Roy: So THAT'S why I never saw them before they jumped on me...
Loxo123: No wonder you're so dum-
(WHAM! BAM! CRACK!)
Loxo123: ... THE PAIN!!!
Roy: Now stop insulting me before I beat you up.
Loxo123: Ok... Now then, why wear sunglasses?
Roy: Because they're kool!
Loxo123: ... Ok... Now, why the girly shell colors and the pink head?
Roy: Because of Clawdia, she thought a pink head and a now-purple shell would make me look great.
Loxo123: Ok... Audience questions! Seat 5827607632764172326714637037603!
Luigi: How did you make the walls close in when we were fighting?
Roy: You couldn't see it, but their were secret wheels under and above the walls that made them close in!
Larry: Why do you like to beat me up?
Roy: Because you like to brag about being a season champion.
Larry: ... I don't bra- BlagityblagityblagityBLAAAAG! Loxo123: Hey! That's my laser you’re using! Roy: And this is punch you will be receiving! (BAM!) Loxo123: Ouch! Seat 589751434123240310571674156437103574153! Wendy: Which one of your siblings do you hate the most? Roy: Definitively Iggy. Because he thinks he is stronger than me. Loxo123: That's all for now! Time to zap... Drumroll please... Roy: YOU’RE TAKING TOO LONG! (Roy gets the laser and zaps Loxo123) Loxo123: BlagityblagityblagityBLAAAAG! I'M GONNA KILL YOU ROY! Roy: *meep* Loxo123: YEARGHHHHHHHHHH! Roy: END TRANSMISSION!!! Whoops! You're not logged in!
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