Loxo123: I'm here to interv-
Lemmy: Be careful in interviewing Iggy!
Loxo123: Hey Lemmy! Erm, why?
Lemmy: Look at him...
The camera moves to Iggy, who is literally bouncing of walls.
Loxo123 and the audience:....
Iggy: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lemmy: Yeah, sorta forgot to give Iggy his daily sedative to prevent this. Anyways, have fun interviewing him!
Lemmy leaves
Loxo123: Erm, Iggy? Sit down please.
Iggy: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Loxo123: Please sit down before I have to kick you out of the room.
Iggy: Oh fine!
Loxo123: Great. Now then, how did you get so crazy, Iggy?
Iggy: You know that crazy game called Super Mario World and how Mario bounced on me a zillion times?
Loxo123: Yeah, except I don't see how that game was crazy.
Iggy: I got like, 255 concussions from Mario because of that.
Loxo123: And that made you go that insane? What about Superstar Saga?
Iggy: 5 concussions. Haven't you seen my CRAZINESS?!
Loxo123: Erm, well, yeah. And why, when you were waiting for Mario and Luigi to come towards you while they were dizzy, were you just standing there trying to look like a superstar?
Iggy: Because... I'M INSANE!!!
Loxo123: We've had enough of the insane thing. Please stop now.
Iggy: NAH!
Loxo123: ... Why did you choose to ride a Chain Chomp chariot in your secnd fight in NSMBW? And don't say that you are crazy or any synonyms like that.
Iggy: Fine. I was really tired from my first battle. I mean, look, I jumped really high and I barely took a break to fire a magic wand blast. So I decided to just ride something in my next battle. Then, I realized that the only thing that would be fit to pull the chariot is a Chain Chomp. So there you go.
Loxo123: That was... long... Anyways, Lemmy mentioned something about a sedative. Can you explain?
Iggy: Fine! So my older brother Ludwig decided I was getting WAAAAY too insane after NSMBW. I mean, would you call laughing a lot and bouncing on walls WAAAY too insane? So Ludwig started working on a sedative to make me not insane, and after one year of explosions he made what he called "the perfect insane sedative" and forced me to take it. Sometimes I don't take it and end up like THIS CRAZY!
Iggy starts laughing madly and at the same time shrinking everything and squishing it.
Loxo123: Before you go even more crazy, let me ask you this, are you still "twins" with Lemmy?
Iggy: Oh sometimes, sometimes not. When I take my sedative we meet eye to eye but when I don't, Lemmy tries to stay away from me because sometimes I randomly start beating people up.
Loxo123: ... How did you manage to spin so fast in Superstar Saga?
Iggy: It’s from some hyper energy because I'm CRAZY! It’s also thanks to some physics calculations.
Loxo123: I'm not going to ask how physics comes into play for that. So, why do you wear glasses?
Iggy: Because I was born with bad eyesight so I had to buy glasses. Also, these glasses help me look CRAZY! WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!
Loxo123: Ugh, audience questions, fast, I don't want to be beaten up again... Seat 498794191879417!
Larry: Why did you steal my attack pattern in SMW?
Iggy: It was YOU who stole it! My attack pattern is better than yours by a zillion times!
Larry: Actually, I think I perfected your attack pattern.
Iggy: WHO CARES?! I'M THE MORE INSANE ONE SO I'M THE BETTER ONE! WAWAWAWAWA!
Loxo123: You can save the arguing for after the Interview. Seat 74647542675621743426057267!
Ludwig: Why did you have plants swarming your battlefield in both fights in NSMBW?
Iggy: These were old castle and fortresses that I took over because I didn't want to spend time creating new ones! They were really old castles and fortresses abandoned for over 256 years, so plants must have grown in them!
Loxo123: Seat 75064156065747650
Luigi: Why did you want to takeover Giant Land in SMB3?
Iggy: Because having a HUGE land filled with HUGE things made me feel strong and important.
Loxo123: Last question, Seat 579849716074532476151037421670243276514717385015734023347176134156701!
Roy: How do you feel about being beaten up by Don Pianta in the first round in Season 10?
Loxo123: Oh no...
Iggy: SO ANGRY THAT I WANT TO BEAT EVERYONE UP!
Iggy turns into mega Iggy but grows so big he destroys the top half of the studio and his weight crushes the other half.
Lemmy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY INTERVIEW BUILDING!
Loxo123: DON'T CHASE ME, IGGY! DON'T STEP ON-
*SQUISH*
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