Loxo123: Ugh... Why do I have to interview Annoying Wendy now?
Wendy: WHAT?! YOU CALL THE PRINCESS OF BEAUTY ANNOYING?!
Loxo123: Yeah, also, before you throw a tantrum, let me just tell you this, everyone except for you is wearing earmuffs.
Wendy: I DON'T CARE! YOU SHOULD PAY PROPER RESPECT TO THE PRINCESS OF BEAUTY AND TREAT HER COURTEOUSLY!!!
Loxo123: Hush.
(He takes out a megaphone.)
Loxo123 (yelling into megaphone): Question 1! How do you feel about being the only female Koopaling, Wendy?
(A few minutes pass before Wendy stops throwing a tantrum.)
Wendy: What did you say?
Loxo123 (not using megaphone): How do you feel about being the only female Koopaling in the family?
Wendy: I feel wonderful, of course!
Loxo123: More explanation.
Wendy: King Dad pays attention to me more than anyone, so I can get everything I want!
Loxo123: That's better. Now then, why do you like water so much? Wouldn't it just wash away your makeup?
Wendy: No, it wouldn't wash away the princess of beauty's makeup because Kamek cast a waterproof spell on the makeup. As for the water? Let me just say that I mainly like the fish that live in the water. So I'm learning how to scuba dive.
Loxo123: Ok... Now, next question, why are you and Lemmy the only ones to be able to fire something else from your magic wand in SMB3?
Wendy: That is because, unlike my idiot brothers, I spent some time fooling around with my stolen magic wand and figured out how to create candy rings with the wand.
Loxo123: Audience questions! Seat 8502460654026708!
Ludwig: Do you like chocolate?
Wendy: I LOVE chocolate! But it doesn't beat some other candies!
Ludwig: WHY YO-
Loxo123: Don't make me zap you again...
Ludwig: *meep*
Loxo123: Seat 56014561464154065501560!
Larry: Why are you bald?
Wendy: Because Clawdia didn't like my hair color and my hairdo so she shaved it and replaced it with a bow.
Morton: Tell, converse, my sister, person I'm talking to, what was the color of your hair?
Wendy: Rainbow, just like *shudder* Iggy's.
Loxo123: Seat 6546749684740564764597046501456!
Kamek: Do you hate me?
Wendy: Most of the time.
Loxo123: Seat 10840439808535455656456475662046204546456402546!
Roy: How do you feel about failing BADLY in my Sports Hall, cry-baby?
Wendy: ANGRY! SO MAD I JUST WANT TO BEAT EVERYONE UP!!!
Loxo123: Wait, why are you running towards me? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
A few minutes of Loxo123 getting beaten up by Wendy later...
Wendy: I feel MUCH better.
Loxo123: Oof, ack, ugh, fire... laser... at... Wendy... ouch...
Wendy: Wait, wha-BLAGiTYblagityblagityblagityblagityblagityBLAAAAAG! Loxo123: End transmission. My back hurts.... Whoops! You're not logged in!
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