Loxo123: Hey guys! I have an interviewee here! I would introduce him but... well... y'see, he tends to refer to himself in third person, so I'll let him introduce himself.
Count Bleck: Blehehehehehehe Bleck! Laughs Count Bleck!
Loxo123: Yeah... Anyways, onto the questions... Why do you always refer to yourself in third person?
Count Bleck: Count Bleck likes not to be a normal creature! says Count Bleck! Better yet! I talk as if I'm the narrator! It gives Count Bleck a feeling of power! says Count Bleck.
Loxo123: Erm... If you talk as a narrator wouldn't you talk about every single thing that is happening around you, like saying what I say and then saying “says Loxo123”?
Count Bleck: Count Bleck respects others. Says Count Bleck! He allows others to be what they like! Say what they like! After all, it is just a matter of time before world ends... by Count Bleck! Exclaims Count Bleck!
Loxo123: Sure, sure, sure. So is there any origin to your original name? Blumiere?
Count Bleck: I think the answer to that is the fact that Count Bleck has a skin color of what you mortals call: blue. And the -miere part is an accented version of “mire”, as I was born looking like a miniature “mire”. Explains... Count Bleck!
Loxo123: You refer to me and everyone else as mortals. But, aren't you a mortal yourself?
Count Bleck: Count Bleck is part of the Tribe of Darkness, they know spells that change them from weak, mortal creatures into strong, immortal monsters!
Loxo123: ... That means your calling YOURSELF a monster. What's up with that?
Count Bleck: Count Bleck is, sadly enough, a monster. However, being a monster doesn't mean you have to be evil. Says Count Bleck in a knowing tone.
Loxo123: How come when you adopted a new persona you called yourself Count Bleck?
Count Bleck: It came to me as a dream, in which I, Count Bleck, retrieved the Dark Prognosticus. Where I, Count Bleck laughed: Blehehehehehehe BLECK! Explains Count Bleck.
Loxo123: Where have you been since the end of SPM?
Count Bleck: After Timpani and I married our physical bodies disappeared and we started a new life in the world called Sub-con.
Loxo123: Audience question time. Seat 894!
Dimentio: Your presence here is as infuriating as the Super Mario Sunshine fall-through-the-floor glitch against Bowser!
Loxo123: Didn't I teach you audience members what happens if you don't say a question?
Dimentio: BlagadyblagadyblagadyblagadyBLAAAG! Loxo123: Seat 64! Luigi: How could you make a Chaos Heart shield before the Chaos Heart existed? Count Bleck: Count Bleck knows a shield spell that looks different for every user. Since my fate is linked with the Dark Prognosticus and the soon-to-be-made Chaos Heart, Count Bleck's shield looks like the Chaos Heart shield. Explains Count Bleck. Loxo123: Seat 9,999,999! Bowser: How come you never used your own shield spell on us when we fought? Was it because you were a loser? Count Bleck: You of all people should know why. Count Bleck wanted his game to be over, yet can't do that without putting up a fight. So when my Chaos Heart shield was destroyed I decided against using a shield spell. Loxo123: Sea- Look at the time! I've gotta go! But... Count Bleck? Count Bleck: What? Asks Count Bleck. Loxo123: Beat Don up for me in your next fight as revenge for Don ending Iggy’s game. Count Bleck: Bleheheheheh BLECK! Such task will be easy. For Count Bleck! Claims Count Bleck. Loxo123: Time to end transmission... What? There is no way for me to end transmission without using the SUPER DUPER ULTRA MEGA AWESOME LASOR OF PUNISHMENT? Well... then I'll just zap Lemmy for not making it into the wildcard rounds! Lemmy: BlagadyblagadyblagadyblagadyBLAAAG! Hey! Whoops! You're not logged in!
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