Pyro Guy: Hey there, and welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show. Conrad was supposed to do this Interview, but Groove Guy caused him to have a mental lapse. He'll be back by next week though. Today I welcome Huff n' Puff!
Huff: Hel-
Pyro Guy: Shut it!
Huff: But you're interviewing me!
Pyro Guy: Yes, but this is an Extreme Interview because I hate you more than Bowser in Paper Mario.
Huff: Oh. What's an Extreme Interview?
Pyro Guy: Answer badly and I hurt you.
Huff: I object!
Pyro Guy: Overruled. Now, are you from Nimbus Land?
Huff: Yes actually, I was the general of its army before Bowser recruited me.
Pyro Guy: Not long enough! BURN!
(Pyro breathes a stream of fire on Huff n' Puff.)
Pyro Guy: Why did you leave the army?
Huff: Bowser paid much better. Plus I got to rule Flower Fields. Not to mention that I got more competent minions than the Shamans and birds in Nimbus Land.
Pyro Guy: Too wordy!
(He burns Huff n' Puff again.)
Huff: Make up your mind!
Pyro Guy: Don't tell me what to do! *burns him again* Now where did all of these Tuff Puffs come from?
15 Tuff Puffs: Hi Guys!
Huff: They are parts of me. When part of a cloud person comes off, it comes to life as a Tuff Puff. Now if I could just reabsorb them...
Pyro Guy: NEVAH!
(He uses a Fire Flower to kill the Tuff Puffs.)
Huff: Hey!
Pyro Guy: Audience Time! Seat VAMPIRICPUFFBALL!
Fuzzy: Did you build the Puff Puff Machine?
Huff: Actually, Kammy Koopa built it for me- ACK!
Pyro Guy: You burn for being too stupid to build it yourself! Seat OVERLYSPOILEDBOSS!
Hooktail: Why didn't you just destroy the cloud Mario was standing on?
Huff: I tried to with my earthquake attack. It was tougher than it looked.
Pyro Guy: Burn for being too weak to break a cloud!
(He burns Huff n' Puff for the umpteenth time.)
Huff: That's it! Tuff Puffs! Earthquake Maneuver!
(They fly into the air.)
Pyro Guy: Close the reinforced steel skylight I had installed this morning!
Huff and Tuffs: OWWWWWWWWWW!
Pyro Guy: Sweet, sweet vengeance. Goodbye, everyone.
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