(We see both Karina and Jade Blooper sitting on their stage, just relaxing. It is quite a boring day in Sammer’s Kingdom...)

Karina: I’m really bored... When do you think the next challenger might come? There’s totally no action!

Jade Blooper: I dunno... Maybe, like, never?

Karina: *sigh* How about I interview you for just a moment?

Jade Blooper: What? Why?

Karina: I have no idea, to be honest. I guess just to pass time... I’m not really doing anything right now, so why not?

Jade Blooper: All right. Fine.

Karina: ‘K.

Jade Blooper: I think this is ridiculous, because you know me so well and you’re one of us so you should know a lot. It will be difficult to come up with some questions that you think you don’t have the answers to about us.

Karina: ... Good point. Aw @$%# it, I’m screwed.

Jade Blooper: Hey! Watch your language, lady.

Karina: You ain’t my mom.

Jade Blooper: Er, so... What are you gonna do?

Karina: I’ll pretend that I don’t know you?

Jade Blooper: That could work, I guess.

Karina: Okay. How does it feel to be at the 1st gate?

Jade Blooper: I don’t feel anything, really. I suppose it feels good to be the first one to face the challenger as soon as she or he comes through that door.

Karina: How did you feel when Mario beat you?

Jade Blooper: Shamed. All of my years of training... wasted! I must train more so when Mario arrives again, he shall meet the new and improved Jade Blooper!

Karina: ... I had a question in mind, but then I forgot it... Darn.

Jade Blooper: Surely it will come back to you if you think hard enough.

Karina: And it came back to me... thanks. Where did you and the other Sammer Guys go when this kingdom got destroyed?

Jade Blooper: The Underwhere -- the place of all ended games. We all just hung out there until all the worlds were brought back, thanks to Lord Blumiere and Lady Timpani.

Karina: You didn’t exactly have to tell me what The Underwhere was, you know...

Jade Blooper: Makes it more dramatic, shut up.

Karina: Fine, jeez.

10 minutes pass...

Jade Blooper: Next question?

Karina: Oh, sorry. I dozed off there for a minute... I think I’m running out of things to ask.

Jade Blooper: Not a problem. Take your time.

Karina: This’ll probably be the last question before we end the Interview.

Jade Blooper: Fine by me.

Karina: Why do your call yourself Jade Blooper?

Jade Blooper: Wow, seriously?

Karina: YES, SERIOUSLY.

Jade Blooper: King Sammer comes up with the names. Like it or not, we must deal with it. Complaining to the king is a sign of disrespect; we don’t allow it in our kingdom.

Karina: So... you mean that your name wasn’t always Jade Blooper?

Jade Blooper: Nope.

Karina: B-but I knew you as Jade Blooper my entire life!

Jade Blooper: Those are fighting names. We all have real names behind us. I mean, what kind of parent would name their kid ‘Jade Blooper’, or ‘Hills With Eyes’, etc.?

Karina: True that... What is your real name, if you don’t mind me asking?

Jade Blooper: Jake.

Karina: *stiffled laughter*

Jade Blooper: You dare think my name is funny?!

Karina: You didn’t need to tell me if you did mind. Don’t want to get embarrassed.

Jade Blooper: Oh yeah, right...

Karina: Well, I guess that’s a wrap... Can I go back to being your friend, now?

Jade Blooper: You don’t have to ask that question.

Karina: Yay. Still wanted to, though.

END TRANSMISSION

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