Rocky: Um, we’re actually moles. In Super Mario Bros. 3, we wore armor that looked like shells and everyone believed we were Koopas. So in the others we didn’t wear the armor and everyone realized we weren’t, though they never corrected themselves.
Rocky: Kinda. We were mechanics hired to work on the airship, and then Mario came before we were done. So we threw wrenches at Mario and were called “Rocky Wrenches” by Bowser and forced to work for him officially.
Clyde: Phone.
Gem: In.
Violet: Question.
Lizza: Time.
Yemma: Call.
Rahn: One.
Jackster: Hey, my line!
Phone: This is Kamek. Where did the “Rocky” come from in “Rocky Wrench”?
Rocky: Um, the mechanic company was named “Rocky’s Workers”.
Kamek: Cool.
Jackster: Call 2!
Phone: Wario here. How successful was your business?
Rocky: Not very. Bowser was our first job, and we were founded in 1713.
Wario: … Whoa.
Clyde: Audience.
Gem: Question.
Violet: Time.
Lizza: Seat.
Yemma: Number.
Rahn: Two.
Jock Jamboy: What job would ya rather have?
Rocky: Well, I don’t like being a builder, or Bowser’s slave, so I’d say… Peach’s guard.
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