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MINI JALVO interviews RAPHAEL THE RAVEN
 
By Jalvo the Slime

Jalvo: Welcome everybody! Due to me losing a bet, I’m not the lead interviewer.

Audience: Awww.

Mini Jalvo: Instead I’m taking lead. He will assist.

Jalvo: That’s right… Can I still do the intro though?

Mini Jalvo: You already started it though…

Jalvo: Oh yeah…. I said the hello bit…

Mini Jalvo: Just start over!

Jalvo: Welcome to Jalvo the Slime’s Interview Show! With your host-

Mini Jalvo: Mini Jalvo! To assist is-

Jalvo: Me!

Mini Jalvo: Now where’s that net?

(Random Tourist runs in screaming.)

Mini Jalvo: Why are you screaming?

Random Tourist: Someone is stealing stars out of the sky!

Jalvo: I know who the interviewee is.

Mini Jalvo: Who is it? Tell m-

(Jasper flies in on a net.)

Jasper: This one took a while to collect and bring back to his normal form.

(Jasper drops a big black blob from the net and flies off.)

Jalvo: Welcome back, Raphael.

Raphael the Raven: Feels good to be back in my Raven body.

Mini Jalvo: Another Yoshi’s Island character?

Raphael: Yep, but I was a boss.

Mini Jalvo: What can you tell me about Ravens?

Raphael: Well the Raven species is pretty laid back. We love to waddle around.

Mini Jalvo: Do you come in different sizes?

Raphael: Not really. We’re pretty small birds. But we do have a smaller size called Mini Ravens.

Mini Jalvo: Are they bigger than me?

Raphael: No, much smaller.

Jalvo: So were you transformed like the other bosses in Yoshi’s Island?

Raphael: Yes I was. I was already a big Raven. I became the leader due to my size. When Kamek told me to form my army and protect the castle, I did. When I finally ran into Yoshi, I realized I wasn’t big enough to take him on. Then Kamek transformed me and I became the biggest Raven you would ever see.

Jalvo: So what’s the deal with Ravens being on spheres?

Raphael: If you look at my feet, we don’t have the small, thin, bird-like feet needed to walk on branches. Instead we have bigger and fatter feet so we need a bigger place to perch. Plus spheres are easier to be on because our feet can grip them and our talons have an easier time digging into the spheres.

Jalvo: Where was your perch in Yoshi’s Island?

Raphael: Well mine was a small sphere like the other Ravens. When Kamek transformed me to my current size I decided to take the moon as my perch.

Mini Jalvo: Do you have anger problems?

Raphael: No I don’t.

Mini Jalvo: Then why did you turn red and start releasing steam?

Raphael: Wouldn’t you be angry if someone kept hurting you?

Jalvo: I would. Speaking of your anger, you have the ability to create lightning. How do you do that?

Raphael: At one point in time, before spheres, we perched on power lines. When the other Ravens found spheres to be more comfortable, I stayed on the power lines for another month or so before moving to the spheres. Apparently my body can absorb electricity and is able to shoot it.

Mini Jalvo: Have you appeared in any other games besides Yoshi’s Island?

Raphael: Yes I have. I have the most appearances out of the Yoshi’s Island bosses besides Bowser.

Mini Jalvo: Care to say some?

Raphael: Well I had a big appearance in Paper Mario.

Mini Jalvo: Ok, tell me more.

Raphael: Well I was living on Yoshi’s Island still-

Mini Jalvo: Wait, when you were defeated you turned into a constellation, how were you still living on the Island?

Raphael: Well my constellation only shows every thirty-six years. When it isn’t showing I turn into my normal self. This happens to be the year when my constellation would show. So I turn into stars for the rest of the year until now. Thanks for breaking my curse, Jasper. Any other questions before I continue about Paper Mario?

Mini Jalvo: Nope, I’m good. Continue on.

Raphael: Well I was living in peace with the Yoshis. Only the Elder remembered my past though. Mario ran into me and found my nest. I was nesting on the ground because Ravens hate being on branches. So I heard what kind of trouble Mario was in and gave him the Ultra Stone so he could help upgrade his partners. Also I helped Mario out by ordering Ravens to build a machine to take him up to Mt. Lavalava so he could face Lava Piranha.

Jalvo: You were a big help. Did you appear in any more games?

Raphael: I appeared in Tetris Attack and was the last character to be saved from Kamek and Bowser’s brainwashing. That is also how I became neutral.

Jalvo: Well it’s time for audience questions! Seat I NEEDED TO BE SAVED!

Luigi: Ugh… Again with me… Do you fly?

Raphael: Do I have wings?

Luigi: No.

Mini Jalvo: Seat HOOK LINE AND SINKER

Hookbill: How did you get to the moon then?

Raphael: Well I don’t have wings to fly but I have huge feet that help me jump very high.

Jalvo: Seat GHOST OF MANY SOULS.

Boolossus: Hehehe! Do you make any cameos?

Raphael: Quite a few actually. I made a couple cameos in the Super Smash Bros. series as a trophy and a sticker. I also made one in Yoshi’s Island DS along with the other main bosses.

Mini Jalvo: We are out of time. Thanks for coming Raphael.

Raphael: My pleasure.

Jalvo: END TRANSMISSION!

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