Jasper: Hello everyone! It’s me, Jasper, filling in for King Jalvo!
(The studio is empty. Chirping is heard throughout the place.)
Jasper: I guess it would help if the doors were open. MJ, please unlock the doors!
Mini Jalvo: Fine.
(Mini Jalvo walks to the door and unlocks it. A random tourist walks in.)
Random Tourist: Oh boy! Front row seats!
Jasper: Ok then… Anywho, today I managed to snag somebody famous in the Mushroom Kingdom. You know him, you love him, give it up for-
(An egg falls from the ceiling and hatches onstage.)
Yoshi: ME!!!
(The doors are flooded with tourists filling up the studio.)
Jasper: Wow. So Yoshi, tell us a little about yourself.
Yoshi: Well, I have known Mario since he was a baby; I lay eggs, and I am green.
Jasper: So why do Yoshis come in different colors?
Yoshi: Depends on the food a Yoshi ate when they lay their egg.
Jasper: So what fruit gave you your color?
Yoshi: A pear, of course.
Jasper: How’s your relationship to Mario?
Yoshi: Well I have had quite a relationship with Mario. You see, the first time we met was when he was just a baby. We tried our best to keep him happy while rescuing Luigi and the Stork. When Mario became older, Yoshis were in trouble in Dino Land. He thwarted Bowser and saved us. I decided to thank him for his efforts so I found Peach’s castle and saw that the door was locked. So I tried to get in by using a window. Then I got stuck and waited. Mario found a cannon and shot himself up on the roof and found me. So I gave him 99 1-Ups.
Jasper: That’s quite a story. If I recall, Luigi helped at some point, didn’t he?
Yoshi: He did. He helped me in Dino Land.
Jasper: Can you tell us about the cartoon you were in?
Yoshi: Well, that Yoshi was found and hatched by Luigi. He told me his incredible journey, plus about his pal Oogtar.
Jasper: Well it’s time for Audience Questions! Seat MY BROTHER IS A ROBOT!
Luigi: Brobot was only a bro when I was Mr. L!
Jasper: Geesh, how many times do we have to tell you to ask a question?
Luigi: More than that. What’s your favorite fruit?
Yoshi: I like to eat Apples-
Luigi: *Singing* AND BANANAS!
Yoshi: Silly Luigi, I only like to eat apples.
Jasper: Seat I NEED TO SHAVE!
Sluggy the Unshaven: Do Yoshis really speak in third person?
Yoshi: That’s a stereotype. You see, people only think that because of the cartoon when Yoshi was scripted to speak that way. Plus it could be mistaken when we talk about another Yoshi.
Jasper: Seat I’M ONLY HERE TO BE A DOUBLES PARTNER!
Waluigi: Not true. I was made for a comic relief. Do you know Boshi?
Yoshi: Boshi is the coolest Yoshi I’ve met. I had the chance to race him.
Waluigi: Did you win?
Yoshi: Nope, I lost because he is so fast.
Jasper: Thanks, Yoshi, for being here.
Yoshi: Thank you for interviewing me.
Jasper: END TRANSMISSION!
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