Boosly: Hello and welcome to Jalvo the Slime’s Interview Show! I am your host for this Interview!
Mini Jalvo: I will be here to assist!
Boosly: So who are we interviewing anyways?
Mini Jalvo: Let me page him.
(Mini Jalvo pulls out a pager.)
Boosly: Ok… Wait, isn’t he on a fishing trip?
(Jasper flies in with a net in hand. Jasper is not wearing his robes, instead he is wearing fishing gear.)
Jasper: Here, interview this.
(Jasper throws the net in a tank.)
Jelectro: Wait. How am I in a tank? One minute I was swimming and then-
Boosly: You were caught with a net.
Jelectro: That makes sense.
Boosly: Have you encountered Mario?
Jelectro: Yes I have. You see, we are a pretty peaceful species.
Boosly: So zapping is peaceful?
Jelectro: We only zap if you hit us.
Boosly: Then why were you aggressive to Mario in the TV series?
Jelectro: They were hired and had to act aggressive.
Mini Jalvo: How are you invincible?
Jelectro: Well invincible is a pretty big thing to say.
Mini Jalvo: Well Mario has thrown fireballs and-
Jelectro: Well, fire doesn’t stay lit when you’re underwater.
Mini Jalvo: Mario can throw fireballs when he’s underwater.
Jelectro: Oh yeah. Well we make an electric shield over our body to protect ourselves.
Boosly: Do you swim alone?
Jelectro: No. We swim in packs.
Mini Jalvo: Is there any reason you do that?
Jelectro: We do that to make it hard for our food to escape. There is one thing, other than Mario, that has escaped us.
Boosly: That was…?
Jelectro: A giant frog! You should’ve seen the size of that thing.
Boosly: I think I know what it is. What did it look like?
Jelectro: Well it was green and had four eyes and a mustache.
Mini Jalvo: You ran into Mario again.
Jelectro: What do you mean?
Boosly: That was Frog Mario. It’s Mario in a Frog Suit.
Jelectro: I feel dumb now.
Mini Jalvo: On that note, it’s time for AUDIENCE QUESTIONS!
Boosly: Seat GHOSTKILLER!
(The seat is empty.)
Boosly: Um?
(Luigi sits down.)
Luigi: Me? Do you remember me?
Jelectro: Oh yeah, I ran into you before. Wait; don’t tell me that you were the second giant frog I ran into.
Luigi: Yep. The Frog Suit was fun to be in.
Mini Jalvo: Seat CRAZY PROFESSOR!
E. Gadd: How are you talking if you don’t have a mouth?
Mini Jalvo: You could ask the same thing to me and Jalvo.
Jelectro: I have a mouth. It’s on the bottom.
(Jelectro flips himself upside down to reveal his mouth)
E. Gadd: I see.
(Jalvo walks in with an interviewee.)
Jalvo: You guys aren’t scheduled until tomorrow.
Boosly: Um-ah-END TRANSMISSION!
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