Mini Jalvo: Hi everybody!
Audience: Hi Doctor Nick!
Mini Jalvo: This is Mini Jalvo, not that person. This is Jalvo the Slime’s Interview Show, with your host-
Jasper: JASPER THE MAGI-
(Mini Jalvo kicks Jasper out of the way.)
Mini Jalvo: ME!!!
Jasper: What was that for?
Mini Jalvo: Trying to steal my spotlight. To assist me for this Interview…
Jasper: Me?
Mini Jalvo: Yes you! Today I found a shoe in a dumpster that still looked brand new!
(Mini Jalvo pulls out a green shoe. The lights shine on it.)
Random Tourist: You got yourself a Kuribo’s Shoe. It was used in Super Mario Bros. 3.
Mini Jalvo: Um, thanks person, what’s your name?
(Random Tourist leaves. Meanwhile a Goomba jumps out of the shoe.)
Goomba: Where am I?
Mini Jalvo: Looks like we have an interviewee.
Goomba: Sorry bub, I’m not an interviewee, just a Goomba.
Mini Jalvo: Yes, but you are a Goomba who’s going to be interviewed!
Goomba: Oh.
Jasper: To start, have you ever considered yourself a grunt?
Goomba: Never have. At the last Goomba Clan meeting, Bowser told us that we were the main soldiers in the army and that Koopas were the grunts.
Jasper: Sorry to brea-
Mini Jalvo: How do you make Mario shrink in size?
Goomba: Well, we have special spores on our body that cause people to get sick. That is how Mario can die or shrink when he touches one of us.
Jasper: That makes sense. Where do you live?
Goomba: Well my name is Jimba, and I live in Goomba Village.
Jasper: Did you appear in any games?
Goomba: Nope. I am a backup.
Mini Jalvo: Then how did you get the shoe?
Goomba: My buddy Goombario found it.
Jasper: Goombario… Oh, he was Mario’s first partner in Paper Mario right?
Goomba: Yeah, he is pretty famous in the village.
Mini Jalvo: Do you know where he is?
Goomba: He is currently exploring with Goombella.
Jasper: Well enough with our jabbering, let’s go to the audience!
Mini Jalvo: Seat 21 A-D.
Jasper: That’s boring; you have to announce them with titles. Like this… SEAT TMNT WANNABE.
Koopa Bros: THAT IS US!
Red Koopa Bro: Why do you guys always look angry?
Goomba: Well we always have an itch on our face. Plus we get angry about the thought of not having arms to scratch it.
Green Koopa Bro: Why do you look like a Mushroom?
Goomba: I don’t know, we were born this way.
Yellow Koopa Bro: Has Mario ever tried to eat you?
Goomba: I have never encountered Mario. To answer your question, the Goomba Clan has not reported a member being eaten yet.
Black Koopa Bro: Um, what size are your feet?
Goomba: My feet are a size 6.
Mini Jalvo: Seat PLANT!
Jasper: Just go back to numbers.
Piranha Plant: What is this Goomba Clan?
Goomba: Well it is clan full of Goombas. We meet every Friday.
Mini Jalvo: Seat KEY LOVER!
Jasper: What did I say?
Phanto: Why are there so many species of Goombas?
Goomba: Well, there isn’t that many species. Just one, and that is Goomba. The “species” are just jobs.
Mini Jalvo: Thank you, Goomba.
Goomba: My pleasure, mind if I keep my shoe?
Mini Jalvo: Nope, here ya go!
(Mini Jalvo throws the shoe at Goomba. The shoe stomps on him.)
Mini Jalvo: Well I did not kill the guest. I forgot that he couldn’t catch. So…
Jasper: END TRANSMISSION!
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