MINI JALVO interviews GOOMBA
 
By Jalvo the Slime

Mini Jalvo: Hi everybody!

Audience: Hi Doctor Nick!

Mini Jalvo: This is Mini Jalvo, not that person. This is Jalvo the Slime’s Interview Show, with your host-

Jasper: JASPER THE MAGI-

(Mini Jalvo kicks Jasper out of the way.)

Mini Jalvo: ME!!!

Jasper: What was that for?

Mini Jalvo: Trying to steal my spotlight. To assist me for this Interview…

Jasper: Me?

Mini Jalvo: Yes you! Today I found a shoe in a dumpster that still looked brand new!

(Mini Jalvo pulls out a green shoe. The lights shine on it.)

Random Tourist: You got yourself a Kuribo’s Shoe. It was used in Super Mario Bros. 3.

Mini Jalvo: Um, thanks person, what’s your name?

(Random Tourist leaves. Meanwhile a Goomba jumps out of the shoe.)

Goomba: Where am I?

Mini Jalvo: Looks like we have an interviewee.

Goomba: Sorry bub, I’m not an interviewee, just a Goomba.

Mini Jalvo: Yes, but you are a Goomba who’s going to be interviewed!

Goomba: Oh.

Jasper: To start, have you ever considered yourself a grunt?

Goomba: Never have. At the last Goomba Clan meeting, Bowser told us that we were the main soldiers in the army and that Koopas were the grunts.

Jasper: Sorry to brea-

Mini Jalvo: How do you make Mario shrink in size?

Goomba: Well, we have special spores on our body that cause people to get sick. That is how Mario can die or shrink when he touches one of us.

Jasper: That makes sense. Where do you live?

Goomba: Well my name is Jimba, and I live in Goomba Village.

Jasper: Did you appear in any games?

Goomba: Nope. I am a backup.

Mini Jalvo: Then how did you get the shoe?

Goomba: My buddy Goombario found it.

Jasper: Goombario… Oh, he was Mario’s first partner in Paper Mario right?

Goomba: Yeah, he is pretty famous in the village.

Mini Jalvo: Do you know where he is?

Goomba: He is currently exploring with Goombella.

Jasper: Well enough with our jabbering, let’s go to the audience!

Mini Jalvo: Seat 21 A-D.

Jasper: That’s boring; you have to announce them with titles. Like this… SEAT TMNT WANNABE.

Koopa Bros: THAT IS US!

Red Koopa Bro: Why do you guys always look angry?

Goomba: Well we always have an itch on our face. Plus we get angry about the thought of not having arms to scratch it.

Green Koopa Bro: Why do you look like a Mushroom?

Goomba: I don’t know, we were born this way.

Yellow Koopa Bro: Has Mario ever tried to eat you?

Goomba: I have never encountered Mario. To answer your question, the Goomba Clan has not reported a member being eaten yet.

Black Koopa Bro: Um, what size are your feet?

Goomba: My feet are a size 6.

Mini Jalvo: Seat PLANT!

Jasper: Just go back to numbers.

Piranha Plant: What is this Goomba Clan?

Goomba: Well it is clan full of Goombas. We meet every Friday.

Mini Jalvo: Seat KEY LOVER!

Jasper: What did I say?

Phanto: Why are there so many species of Goombas?

Goomba: Well, there isn’t that many species. Just one, and that is Goomba. The “species” are just jobs.

Mini Jalvo: Thank you, Goomba.

Goomba: My pleasure, mind if I keep my shoe?

Mini Jalvo: Nope, here ya go!

(Mini Jalvo throws the shoe at Goomba. The shoe stomps on him.)

Mini Jalvo: Well I did not kill the guest. I forgot that he couldn’t catch. So…

Jasper: END TRANSMISSION!

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