Roy Fanboy: Time for another...
Lemmy Koopa: Lemmy Interview!
Roy Fanboy: I was about to say that...
Lemmy Koopa: Your next interviewee is a living bowling pin, PINHEAD!
Roy Fanboy: Ok.
Pinhead: Help! I'm being followed by a bowling ball!
(Roy Fanboy stops the bowling ball.)
Pinhead: Thanks, dude.
Roy Fanboy: Okay, first question is why were you afraid of Boulder Mario?
Pinhead: Because he reminded me of a bowling ball.
Roy Fanboy: Second question, how come you are afraid of a bowling ball?
Pinhead: Since the Koopa Troopa Bowling Tournament, when Lemmy Koopa bowled his balancing ball on me.
Lemmy Koopa: It was just a tournament…
Roy Fanboy: Final question, then audience questions; why were you afraid of Mario?
Pinhead: Because we are more fragile than Goombas. We Pinheads tend to break easily. When Lemmy bowled me over, I came apart and had to be repaired by Bowling Koopas. That’s why we are afraid of Mario because he could break us...
Roy Fanboy: Audiences Questions, seat IHAVEFURY!!!
Fawful: Fawful asks why do Pinheads have stripe on them?
Pinhead: So Bowser knows who we are by the number on our stripe. You can't see the number because it is ultraviolet and shows only in ultraviolet light.
Roy Fanboy: Seat Shroob.
Shroob: %^*#}%^>"!?
Roy Fanboy: Someone translate this guy.
Morton: I do speak Shroob, he is asking "What does your spaceship look like?"
Pinhead: Our spaceship is shaped like a bowling pin and has a Turbopower 3000 Rocket Booster.
Roy Fanboy: Last question, then we call it a day, seat HAIL KING BILL.
King Bill: Who is ye ruler?
Pinhead: Rockadillo, he is in charge of us.
King Bill flies out of his chair and hits the wall, destroying the studio.
Roy Fanboy: END TRAMISSION!!!
The END!!!
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