(After the events of last Interview, YTtF is quietly sipping a cup of… something in the Parlor.)
YTtF: You know, I really should start renovating this place; it’s old AND dusty.
(Nah, I like the antique atmosphere. Gives a sense of eeriness, don’t you think?)
YTtF: Nope.
(… Jerk. Oh, hey, everyone else is coming in the room now.)
Iggy: Hello. Today was pretty boisterous, huh?
Kollin: Iggy, no one ever uses the word “boisterous” anymore. I’m not even sure anyone knows what it means.
Iggy: … Forget you, I’m outta here.
(He leaves. That was like, what, 4 seconds into this and it’s already screwed up?)
Kollin: Shut up.
Turbo: Anyways, there’s actually something I want to ask you, YTtF.
YTtF: Yeah?
Turbo: WHY ARE WE IN LUIGI’S MANSION?!
Goomy: Well, that was rather sudden.
YTtF: So you don’t remember?
Turbo: No. And everyone else is too lazy to remember, so refresh my memory.
YTtF: … Fine. It was a couple of weeks ago…
(Oh boy, this is going to be a stupid flashback, isn’t it? Anyways, the scene cuts to inside the Void, a short time after that Chakron Interview.)
YMtF: So, we have been floating around this place for what, two days now? Usually we arrive somewhere after 2 or 3 hours.
YTtF: Well excuse me for getting us stuck inside an all-consuming interdimensional rift! Being stuck in that Chakroad didn’t help, either. Everything’s messed up, I can’t do anything about it.
Everyone: Shoot.
(Yes, it was a dark time. As we floated on, Dimentio, End Boss, and every other canon character except for Iggy were lost to the Void. We never found them.)
Iggy: Why me? And why did the others go?
(Because you’re the favorite Koopaling of the great being who watches us, and because he decided to erase most of the pointlessness in our lives. Also, Kollin lost his bling except his afro for whatever reason.)
Iggy: Whaaa?
(I didn’t say anything. Eventually, we stumbled across a large building, and went inside.)
Turbo: Heeey, you know what, I think we’re in a mansion of sorts! It looks pretty big…
???: Indeed! You are in the process of laying your bottom appendages on the floor of this building of living quarters!
YMtF: Huh?
(A figure hovers in. It is a Beanish character, with a red cloak, a vacuum helmet, and swirly glasses.)
???: Yes! And for the persons that are possessing a below-average IQ, you have probably not been doing the figuring out of my identity from the description you have been given, so I shall be informing you: I am the great Fawful!
YTtF: Fawful? Didn’t you explode in your last canon appearance?
Fawful: It is true that I have done the exploding… and that is why I am here now! And now, I request that you give the person that is myself a questioning session!
(…An Interview? Ok, so who wants to- wait, where is everybody going? Why are you leaving me he- oh, snap.)
Fawful: You! Disembodied voice of the non-existence! You will be the one that does the interviewing of me!
(… Fine, you people win. Why are you here in the Void, anyway?)
Fawful: Well, since I was the committer of many heinous misdeeds and crimes, it was decided that I would not be doing the action of going to the Underwhere, but rather to be sent to this place of awfulness, like the other ones who have done the doing of such actions.
(*sigh* How did you first meet Cackletta?)
Fawful: Cackletta had been doing the gathering of people for her plan to lay the mustard of doom on the Beanbean Kingdom for a time of great length. Fawful was one of these people, and he made himself the one that is the greatest among them because of his evil geniuosity.
(I see. Why is it that in the second fight in Superstar Saga, you had an antenna of sorts on your head when you didn’t have it before, and haven’t had it since except in Partners in Time?)
Fawful: That antenna you speak of was one of the creations of Fawful that he made to amplify his power and have controlling of the Fawful Dome he had usage of. The battle with the fink-rats of red and green did the damaging on this invention of mine, so it was removal resistant until the repairing was done to it before the third game.
(Ok. Speaking of that, why were you keeping shop in the sewers of Peach’s Castle, right below your sworn enemies?)
Fawful: At the beginning, Fawful was so blinded by FURY that he didn’t have recognizing of the castle, but when he did, Fawful decided to take the advantage and do some sneaking in and out of it to obtain the knowledge about it so he could easily have the takeover in his plan to obtain the Dark Star.
(Doesn’t Peach’s castle change its appearance every freaking game?)
Fawful: Well, how was Fawful supposed to know that? In any case, the taking over was successful, so Fawful had the chortling in the end!
(Why did you only accept Beans for your Badges?)
Fawful: Fawful originally had precedence from the Beanbean Kingdom, so he wanted to have something that did the reminding of it.
(Why did you create the Vacuum Helmet?)
Fawful: Fawful thought it’d be a tool of usefulness that could have the great variety of usage for him, such as the transporting of himself and carrying objects that had the importance to him.
(Ok, now it’s time to let the prerecorded narrator shift to another scene.)
[Meanwhile…]
Turbo: Wasn’t it a little mean of us to leave the narrator behind?
Everyone: No.
Goomy: Wait a second, I think I know where we are now… it’s Luigi’s mansion!
YTtF: Doesn’t Luigi’s Mansion just not exist ever since Luigi defeated the Boos?
Iggy: I guess the Void is where everything that no longer exists ends up in.
YTtF: Whatever. Say, I believe it’s time we spice this up a bit.
[YTtF uses magic. It makes a plothole appear for whatever reason. This plothole enables people who have no reason to be there appear so we can ask them questions.]
YMtF: …We really should’ve recorded more phrases for that thing.
[Meanwhile…]
(Well now, I think I’ve run out of questions, so I- wait, why are random people falling from the roof? Why are they all even here? Why are they- oh, darn you, YTtF!)
Fawful: Seeing all these people here makes Fawful want to have questioning from them. Do this.
(I- ugh. I have nothing to say. Seat DARKPAINT.)
Magiblot: Did you like Cackletta while you worked under her?
Fawful: No, Fawful did not, he was the one that did all the working! Fawful only did the joining for the power of the Beanstar, but when it was lost and Fawful had do the reviving for Cackletta, he did it to get the revenge on Mario and Luigi like the fink rats that are they!
(Seat SPITTINGFLOWER.)
Flifit: When you were taking over the Mushroom Kingdom by yourself, why did you brainwash so many enemies to follow you, like the Mawful Mole, the Magifoofa…
Fawful: Enough, Fawful has the understanding! Fawful wanted a bit more of the manpower to do the roaming of the kingdom and stop anyone from trying to do resisting, so that is why he did it.
(Seat NOTDRYBONES.)
Skellobit: How did you come across Midbus?
Fawful: Like Cackletta before him, Fawful used the tactic that is tired of promising power to those who did the working for him. Midbus joined because of this reason, and he had great loyalty to Fawful.
(Seat OHDADNO.)
Chocolate Bundt: Oh DAD yes. Why did you only use the Vacuum Helmet in the third game when you were Dark Fawful?
Fawful: Because Fawful had never found a chance to have the usage of it until he did the transforming into Dark Fawful, when he used his new powers of the darkness to use it to beat Bowser like a drum that is cheap.
(Ok then, last question. Seat SQUISHY.)
Goomba: Why did you create the Blorbs?
Fawful: They were brought into being so that Fawful was able to create a state of the panic among the Mushroom Kingdom, which would be all the better for when I did the speedy conquering of it, like a drought during famine!
(You’re a sick, twisted person. And that’s a horrible comparison.)
Fawful: Fawful has the knowledge of those facts!
(Whatever. Wait, apparently the rest of the crew just fell down from that plothole… and knocked the Vacuum Helmet from Fawful’s head, as well as squished him. Great going, guys.)
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES! What is the reason for this act of foolishness that you have done? You have greatly done the angering of Fawful by landing on him with thumpiness!
(…Like I said, great going, guys.)
Iggy: Shut up, Narrator.
(No.)
Fawful: And yet… you have done the entertainment to Fawful while he was doomed to remain in this place for all of the eternity. So because of this, and because Fawful is having the feeling of randomness, he shall do the good action for you. I HAVE FURY!!!
(Fawful flies up in the air, and his hands glow dark. He flashes, and the mansion lands somewhere. Fawful disappears.)
Goomy: Hey look, guys, there is sunlight coming in from those windows. We’re back on Plit! Fawful must’ve warped us!
Everyone (while sounding bored): Yaaaayy.
YTtF: Well, this looks like a happy ending! …Oh wait, I forgot something.
(He punts Chocolate Bundt away, hopefully far, far, away.)
YTtF: That’s more like it.
(And now, back to the present day…)
YTtF: And that’s how dolphins ruled the earth!
YMtF: …What?
Goomy: Wait, is the camera filming this? Snap. END TRANSMISSION!
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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