Lemmy: Welcome to-
Ben: You can interview, but I'm watching you.
Lemmy: Where's Red?
Ben: He's in the hospital.
Pinhead: Why is he next to me?
Red: I got attacked by Fuzzies.
Spiny: You're telling me. I fell into a lava pit, yet I'm still alive.
Red: Gosh, you must be traumatized.
Dr. Mario: R U OK?
(He explodes for no reason.)
Red: O_O
Pinhead: Oh no, the Interview's starting!
(He runs into Ben's studio in 0.0000000001 seconds.
Ben: That was fast. Seat 7 again.
Pinhead: Um, I think it's cursed.
Ben: WHO CARES?!
Pinhead: Meep.
Meebling: MEEB!!!
(Benjamin rips the Meebling to pieces.)
Lemmy: Welcome to Ben's Studio.
Benjamin: As you can see, I threatened to pop all his balls and every other ball he would buy or steal. >:D
Lemmy: Today, we will interview this random Koopa Troopa.
Koopa Troopa: JUST START ALREADY!!!
Ben: So, Mr. Koopa, what are you?
Koopa: We are descendants of the Shellcreeper. We actually first appeared in Super Mario World.
Lemmy: THAT WAS SHELLCREEPERS THAT WERE IN SMB1 AND SMB3?
Koopa: Don't yell, young Koopaling. And yes. That’s why they were walking on all fours in those games, while in Super Mario World and after you see us walking upright.
Lemmy: Why do you hide in shells when Mario jumps on you?
Koopa Troopa: We hide in our shells right before Mario stomps us. We are very weak, you know.
Lemmy: Why is that NSMBWII boss music playing?
Koopa Troopa: Ben chose it, he's a tourist.
Lemmy: Why did you put that there, Ben?
Ben: There are some tourists who put that there. AND we can't get rid of that thing at the bottom. And author, we weren't done. Gosh this Interview is long...
(Sorry.)
Ben: You’d better be, Morton.
Moron: WHA- Hey author, that's not my name, identity-
(DON'T START.)
Ben: AUDIENCE QUESTIONS! Seat 7.
Pinhead: Why do Red Koopas turn around- BLAGADIBLAGADIBLAG!!!
(He was sitting next to an Amp. OHHHHHHH!!! OW!)
Mordecai: I'm sitting right next to you, author.
Ben: NOT ANOTHER REGULAR SHOW PARODY!!!
(Mordecai explodes on the Pinhead.)
Koopa: To answer your question, they either are smarter, or other Koopas are blind.
Ben: Seat 999999999999999999999999999999999999999.
Wendy: Have you ever heard of the other colors of Koopa Troopas?
Koopa: Yes, Blue Koopas are smart, and Yellow Koopas know magic to use a Rainbow Shell, which is nearly invincible.
Ben: Seat 1.
Twirlip (Super Mario Galaxy 2): ONIONS!!!
Ben: Hey bud, ask a question.
Twirlip: Why do some people think the Rainbow Shell is invincible?
Koopa: They never knew the Spin Jump kills them. CURSE YOU, SPIN JUMP! YOU KILLED MY BROTHER JOSEPH!!!
Joseph: I'm alive, I was hospitalized for 4 years.
Ben: And for the guy in Seat 1 to meet his fate.
(A King Bill blows up Twirlip, and in turn, many audience members around him.)
Obscenities: 1000 (severity counts)
Severe Obscenities: 1000 Cost of Damages: $999,999,999,999,999,999,999
Injuries: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
Deaths: 0
Studio Destroyed: Yes
Ben: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
2 hours later...
Ben: ...OOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GREAT! NOW I HAVE TO MAKE THE STUDIO ALL OVER AGAIN! Oh look, Red's here. RED! MAKE THE STUDIO! I HAVE TO REST.
Pinhead: Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh...
Ben: What's a Paratroopa?
Koopa: I'm traumatized... A Koopa Troopa that Bowser glued wings on. Some Paratroopas quit because they can no longer stand being Bowser's slaves.
Toad: FREEZE, KOOPA!!! I'M A COP AND YOU KNOW IT!
Ben: Since the Koopa is now incarcerated, time to end transmission.
(Cut to some ash that was once the camera.)
Koopa: WHAT DID I DO?
Toad: You summoned the King Bill.
King Bill: Wait, why am I still alive?
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