Jalvo: Welcome, baddies and goodies of all kind!
Mini Jalvo: Goodies? Like Goodie Bags?
Jalvo: Not that. Like good guys, of course!
Mini Jalvo: You are an idiot.
Jasper: So are you. Now get back to the intro, King Jalvo.
Jalvo: I like that… king… Welcome to Jalvo the Slime’s Interview show. I am the interviewer, with the help from-
Jasper: Jasper!
(A shriek is heard in the distance.)
Jalvo: You know what that sound means?
Random Tourist: No…
Jalvo: It’s the Interviewee Net!
Boosly: The net caught Lubba!
Mini Jalvo: Tubba Blubba?
Tubba Blubba: Me?
Boosly: Not you. Lubba the Luma!
Lubba: Hi.
Jalvo: Hello to you too. Now to start things off, why are you wearing pants?
Lubba: All of us Lumas wear pants, you silly slime!
Jasper: (looking at a photo of a Luma) Sorry to break it to you, but you’re the only Luma with pants.
Lubba: Oh… Well I wear pants to keep me warm.
Jalvo: Sounds reasonable to me.
Jasper: How did you get so big?
Lubba: Well dear Magikoopa, my size has to do with my rank. Mama put me in charge of the Planet Ship and Lumas.
Jasper: I see, could you tell me more of this Planet Ship?
Lubba: Have you seen the game based on Mario’s second intergalactic adventure?
Jalvo and Jasper: No.
Lubba: Oh. Well old Magikoopa, the Ship that I command is disguised as a planet. At any moment the ship can transform into the head of the hero that is onboard.
Jasper: Ok, so what form is the ship now?
Lubba: Mario of course!
(Jasper, Mini Jalvo, Jalvo, and Boosly stop what they are doing and stare. Lubba looks at them and begins to worry.)
Lubba: DID I SAY SOMETHING BAD?
(Jalvo continues to stare at Lubba, while Jasper walks up to Lubba and whispers in his ear.)
Jasper: (whispering) You said Mario.
Lubba: Your point is?
Jasper: Mario is an enemy in this interview room. The only plumber that we don’t mind is Luigi.
Lubba: Oh! Well I forgot to mention that the Planet Ship turned into Luigi’s face as well!
Jalvo: I like this new answer more than the original.
Jasper: I am running out of questions…
Mini Jalvo: Well that mean’s it is audience questions!
Jalvo: Seat PLAYER 2!
Luigi: You guys find a new seat for me every time…
Jalvo: At least we like you. Get to the question, underdog!
Luigi: I have been wondering. What do Star Bits taste like?
Lubba: To tell you the truth, I have lay off the Star Bits. I haven’t eaten any of those in 20 years.
(Luigi throws Star Bits at Lubba.)
Lubba: Oh, they taste so sweet! MMMMmmmm!!! I NEED MORE!
(Luigi eats a Star Bit. As his tongue touches it, he spits it out.)
Luigi: THIS TASTES LIKE SAND!
Lubba: Well duh! It is only meant for Stars and Lumas to eat.
Mini Jalvo: Seat SNIFF IT!
Snifit: Very original… Anyways, how come your eyes are blue? All the Lumas in the audience have black eyes.
Lubba: Well, eye color depends on your size. As you can see, I am a big Luma, meaning I have blue eyes.
Snifit: Thank you.
Jalvo: Seat MASCOT?
Mario: Hi Lubba. Is the ship ready to laun-
(Jalvo jumps and engulfs Mario. Boosly flies up and tries to be scary. Then Jasper uses his magic and throws Lubba and Mario out of the studio.)
Mini Jalvo: How did Mario-
Jalvo: Get in here?
Jasper: Dunno.
Jalvo: Well we lost our interviewee so-
Boosly: END TRANSMISSION!
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