Fawful: I HAVE FURY!

Doom: And mental issues.

Pit: I can’t argue with you there, Doom.

Fawful: I HAVE PETTY GRUDGE!

Doom: Today, we interview Morton.

Fawful: I HAVE PITY!

(Pit shoots Fawful with his bow.)

Fawful: I HAVE PAIN OF EXTREMENESS!

Doom: Should I call Dr. Mario?

Pit: Nah, I got it.

(Five minutes later…)

Doom: Uhhhhhhhh… Now would be a pretty good time to call him.

Pit: Okay… MORTON, GET IN HERE!

Morton: Hello, bonjour, buenos dias, hey, hi, hi-ya, good day, greetings, how do you do, how are you, how goes it, howdy, howdy-do, shalom, welcome, what’s happening, what’s up, aloha, hola, ni hao, konichiwa, gutenta- OOF!

Roy: Shut up.

Morton: But-

Everyone: SHUT UP!

Pit: Morton, first question; why don’t you ever shut up?

Morton: Well, when I was a kid, child, tyke, toddler, youngling…

Doom: Is something wrong?

Morton: I ran out of synonyms.

Doom: Ah.

Morton: Anyways, when I was a child, I got lost on my way back to my castle. I got so dislocated that I went crazy and I had to talk to myself to remain somewhat sane.Pit: That happens to me when I try to find the bathroom.

Doom: I’m with a bunch of idiots!

Fawful: I HAVE UNDERSTANDINGNESS… OW!

Doom: -_-

Pit: Fine…

Doom: It’s about time!

Pit: … Morton! Call Dr. Mario!

Doom: Dude, that is the worst proposition you have ever come up with, EVER!

Mario: Yay! I win!

Waluigi: WAHHH! I’m afraid of winning!

Doom: This is more of a Scribble than an Interview.

Blue Boo: NO ONE CAN OUT-SCRIBBLE ME!!!

Doom: What are you doing here?

Eldstar: I willed him to be here.

Waluigi: WAHHH!!! I’m afraid of mustached stars!

Pit: I HAVE to tell my friend about that.

Doom: Who’s your friend?

Pit: You’ll see soon enough.

Doom: You’re quoting that “Thor” movie, aren’t you?

Pit: First of all, I haven’t seen that movie yet, and second of all, yes.

Doom: Aren’t you going to fix this Interview gone wrong?

Pit: Observe.

Pit fires his bow and kills Mario, Eldstar, Roy, Blue Boo, and Fawful (it’s about time!). Waluigi runs around, still screaming like a lady.

Millennium Star: Pit, you rang?

Pit: Maybe I did and maybe I didn-

(Millennium Star transforms into pure evil. Waluigi soils himself.)

Waluigi: BLAGIDIBLAGIDIBLAGIDIBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!

(Waluigi “BLAGIDIBLAG”s himself out the window.)

Pit: How are we going to fix this now?

Doom: What are you talking about? Can’t you just shoot him with your bow?

Pit: Dude, you read the Sports Hall. Millennium Star is impenetrable by arrows.

Doom: Like you said earlier… ”Observe”.

(Doom pulls out a bazooka and fires it at Millennium Star.)

Doom: *Insert Ludwig’s Signature Laugh*

(Millennium Star explodes into bits of metal and minigames.)

Pit: Ummmm… That was... eventful…

Doom: It happens. Well, mostly with you. But still, it happens.

Pit: Well, now that that’s out of the way, let’s get back to the main event, Morton. Morton: Well, start aski-