Backstage...
Green Dino: Wow, my first Interview. I can imagine myself talking to Peach…
Pink: About that… Peach is out having tea with Mario.
Green Dino: Wait, what? Then who in the world am I going to interview?!
Pink: Uhhhh… Kamek… If you hurt me I’ll knock you out and take you to China.
Green Dino: Fine, whatever. Let’s get this over with.
Onstage...
Green Dino: Hi there, and welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!!!
Green Dino: And today I’ll be interviewing… *sigh* …Kamek.
Audience Member: WHAT ABOUT PEACH?!
Green Dino: SHE’S OUT TODAY!!! GEEZ.
(Green Dino throws an apple at the audience member.)
Green Dino: Anyway, how about we bring Kamek out?
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Kamek turns the audience into Monty Moles.)
Lemmy: Shoot, not again!
Green Dino: So, Kamek, do you sleep with those glasses?
Kamek: What? Why do you ask such stupid questions? WHAT IF I ASKED YOU “WHY IS YOUR NAME GREEN DINO?”!
Green Dino: It’s a question. I expect an answer.
Kamek: Fine. Well, under these glasses I wear contacts. Did I mention I’m blind? But since I’m old… I often forget and end up sleeping with them on.
Green Dino: How is that possible? Blah. Moving on. Do you like the Koopalings?
Wendy: DON’T ANSWER THAT!!!
Kamek: *to Wendy* Too late.
Green Dino: I’m guessing a no.
Kamek: But I do take a liking to Morton. We love to crash weddings and eat the cake. The bride tends to run away.
Morton: CAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEE… WEDDING…
Green Dino: One more question before we let the audience ask questions. Kamek, you need to answer this very serious question. Do you like Bowser?
Kamek: WHAT? JUST BECAUSE I WORK FOR HIM AND CARE FOR OU- HIS KIDS DOESN’T MEAN I HAVE A PASSION FOR HIM… I do not like him. I am a male so wouldn’t that be weird? But me and Bowser have been friends since the very beginning.
Green Dino: I said nothing about passion XD Wait, why did you almost say “our”? Oh my god, I don’t even want to know. Anyway… Seat 2030.
Mario: Can I try on your glasses?
Green Dino: WAIT, AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AT A TEA PARTY WITH PEACH?!
Kamek: No. If I take them off… not only will I be blinded by the light but… you’ll see my wrinkles… Wait, where did Mario go?
(Green Dino chases after Mario.)
Kamek: I guess I’ll take it from here. Seat 424.
Princess Daisy: What’s your favorite minion?
Kamek: Why, obviously Monty Moles, why else would I turn the audience into Monty Moles? They jump around chasing you, making it harder for you to stomp on them. Well, that’s it for today.
Green Dino (still chasing Mario): END TRANSMISSION!
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