(Iggy Koopa, a green Lantern Guy, and a pink Blooper with long blonde hair are onstage.)
Iggy Koopa: Welcome back! I’m here with my friends, Bloopetta and Ghastly. They’ll help me interview. So here are the Koopa Kids!
(R. K. Kid, B. K. Kid, and G. K. Kid walk onstage.)
Koopa Kid: Yay me!
K. Kids: Thank you, thank you.
Iggy Koopa: Q1: In Mario Party 5, you call Bowser “Dad” But in all the others, you call him “Mr. Bowser”. Why’s this?
R: The Koopa Kid is Bowser’s son. We’re just clones.
Ghastly: If that’s true, then why doesn’t Koopa Kid battle alongside Bowser?
B: Bowser thinks he’s too young to do anything but party.
Bloopetta: So how many K. Kids are there?
G: We lost count about 1,000 ago.
Koopa Kid: It’s 1,000,000!
Iggy: All right, instead of having audience questions, Jackster has a phone. So we’ll have phone-ins today!
Jackster: Call 1!
Phone: Hi! This is Daisy. I was wondering… do you choose your colors?
G: No, otherwise I’d be pink.
Daisy: Ok, thanks!
Jackster: Call 2!
Phone: Yoshi here! Yoshi want know… do Koopa Kids taste good like Koopa?
R: I think so…
Yoshi: Yay! Yoshi on way!
K. Kids: NONONONONO!
Iggy: Uh… We have more time.
Jackster: Call 3!
Phone: Um… yeah… Are you… scary? B: BOO! Phone: AAAAAAAAAAAH! (Yoshi runs in.) Yoshi: YOOOOOOOOOOOOSHI! K. Kids: Oh no!!! (An Amayzee Dayzee is shown on a pink background.) Amayzee Dayzee: We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please wait! (Sounds are heard from onstage.) ???: Yoshi! ???: Spit ‘em out! ???: But they good… ???: Eat the one in the audience! ???: Yeah, Yosh- WHAT?! ???: Ooh! Yoshi like that! ???: Oogh… My head… ???: SAVE ME! ???: Num-num-num! (The stage is shown again. Yoshi is asleep with a full stomach and the K. Kids are laying on the stage, covered in spit.) Bloopetta: That… was disgusting. Ghastly: Tell me about it. Jackster: End transmission! Whoops! You're not logged in!
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