Sayaman: Hello and welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview show!
Sayaman: Today I thought I’d start with a little magic act to celebrate this being my first text-only Interview. I’m going to pull a rabbit out of a hat!
(Sayaman reaches down into a magician’s hat)
Sayaman: Woah! This rabbit is pretty heavy! I’m going to use both hands.
(He pulls with both hands and Cream the Rabbit comes out of the hat)
Sayaman: Uh… Ta-dah!
Cream: Mr. Bl- I mean Sayaman, why am I here?
Sayaman: I was pulling a rabbit out of my hat to entertain the audience, but since it’s you, would you like to be my co-interviewer?
Cream: Will I have to do anything embarrassing or difficult?
Sayaman: Nope, the only thing that could be considered difficult would be tolerating some of the interviewees.
Cream: Ok, sure!
(They shake hands in agreement, as shown in the picture above.)
Sayaman: Today’s interviewee is my favorite underling, ANTI GUY!
(Anti Guy walks in and a mob of Sports Hall fans have to be detained by Bebop and Rocksteady.)
AntiGuy: Thanks for getting rid of that mob!
Sayaman: It’s part of their job.
Bebop and Rocksteady: We would have done it anyway.
Sayaman: Anyway, I think we should get started.
Anti Guy: Go ahead.
Cream: Why were you so much tougher than General Guy?
Anti Guy: That dweeb is my little brother.
General Guy: DWEEB?! I declare war!
(General Guy throws a grenade but Anti Guy knocks it back at him like it was nothing.)
*BOOM*
General Guy: I’M BLASTING OFF AGAIN!
Cream: YOU’RE AWESOME!
Sayaman: So, why was General Guy leader of the Shy Guys?
Anti Guy: King Koopa liked his tank.
Bowser: WAZZUP!
Sayaman: King Koopa, I would appreciate it if you didn’t do that while I’m doing an Interview.
Bowser: Sorry.
Cream: Why were you guarding a Power Plus badge?
Anti Guy: I stole it from this huge guy called Charlieton, or something like that.
Sayaman: Oh, the guy who sells odd badges in Rogueport plaza?
Anti Guy: Yep.
Sayaman: Time for audience questions. Seat 24.
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
Sayaman: No, not you. Rocksteady, get him.
Morton: AHH! I am scared, terrified, petrified, spooked, and afraid!
(He runs away, but Rocksteady catches up and slams him into a wall.)
Sayaman: Annoying ^@#$% in seat 25.
Susan: Why I never! Anyway, who are you loyal to? Uncle Koopa or Daddy?
Anti Guy: That would be Wart, because I’m still mad at King Koopa for making my little brother leader of the Shy Guys instead of me. I don’t mind his children much, though. You annoy me and your brother terrifies me!
Nick: Yeah, you better be scared!
Cream: Hottie in seat 1.
Lemmy: Um, what? Anyway, which of us do you like best?
Anti Guy: Roy, for having the Sports Hall for me to show my skills.
Sayaman: Aw man. And Cream, I thought you liked Tails.
Cream: I do, but I can’t help it, just look at that ponytail and that rainbow Mohawk.
Sayaman: I’ll have to tell Tails later. Anyway, one last question. Do you like Yoshis?
Anti Guy: Well, they never did anything to me, so yeah!
Sayaman: Good, because I really don’t like the idea of fighting you.
Anti Guy: Well, goodbye.
Sayaman: Would you like Bebop to escort you to your ride in case that mob is waiting outside?
Anti Guy: Yes, please do!
(Bebop escorts AntiGuy out.)
Sayaman: Now that he’s gone…
(Tails jumps out of the hat.)
Tails: There you are, Cream!
Sayaman: Hey Tails, Cream called Lemmy a hottie.
Tails: What?!
Lemmy: Don’t get mad at me. I’m not trying to steal your girl.
Tails: We’re going to have a talk when we get back.
Cream: Aw.
Sayaman: See you next time on-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Sayaman: End Transmission.
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