Larry: Larry's Bios!
Fireball: No, you were supposed to say "Lemmy's Interview Show!"
Larry: Whoops, I forgot my line.
Fireball: Don't worry, you won't have trouble with it again, because you're fired.
Lemmy: Stop getting others to do my line!
Fireball: I'm just trying to spice the Interviews up: add some new people, and whatnots.
Lemmy: Why do you have a plural in "whatnots"?
Fireball: Because, who doesn't? Besides, it's my new cool word.
Luigi: It sounds lame.
Kroshi: Sorta like you, eh, Luigi?
Luigi: Yeah... Hey wait!
Toadsworth: Could you please move?
Fireball: How about no?
Lemmy: I don't know why I didn't bring this up before the show, or even at the start of the show, but WHY did this Interview have to be in the middle of Mushroom Kingdom's Castle?
Fireball: I don't know, that guy who writes my interviewee on a piece of table picked the place for me while my studio is still being rebuilt.
Lemmy: Still?
Kroshi: Yeah, the workers are Clubbas.
Fireball: They can't stay awake to get the work done.
Lemmy: Wake them up.
Fireball: I think that would be rather rude.
Lemmy: Uh, just get on with the Interview.
Fireball: Okay then, pass me the piece of paper!
(Fireball is passed a piece of paper by a random person.)
Fireball: Mack... Who in the world is Mack?
Mack: Me!
(Mack bounces his way over.)
Toadsworth: We’re trying to have a meeting here!
Fireball: It can't be that important. Now excuse us, we're trying to have an Interview.
Mack: Don't worry, I can scare all of these Toads off, like I did in Super Mario RPG!
Fireball: Yeah, I wouldn't count on it.
Mack: I'm a giant sword! Run!
(All of the Toads run away in fear.)
Mack: I told you! I'm the beast!
Fireball: Well here's my FIRST question! Why did you lose to Mario?
Mack: What kind of a question is that?
Kroshi: A good one.
Mack: Well it's Mario, everyone loses to him.
Mario: Excuses, excuses.
Fireball: Why did you work with the Shysters?
Mack: Smithy made them like a mini-version of me... except they don't have a sword... and their not huge like me... but they bounce and know fire attacks, like me.
Fireball: Speaking of fire, how do you know fire spells?
Mack: Master Smithy made me into a fire sword by accident.
Fireball: Why wouldn't he just unfix it?
Mack: It was getting late, and he just wanted to get home. Plus, he figured that I could get the job done anyway.
Mario: Obviously, you couldn't!
Fireball: Wait a minute, couldn't he just fix you the next day?
Mack: He kept putting it off.
Kroshi: I guess that makes you forgettable, not that you ever weren't.
Mack: You know, it's not what you say that hurts, but it's how you say it...
Waluigi: Boohoo! Go write a book about it!
Kroshi: Waluigi, are you still here?
Waluigi: Yes, I'm always at these Interviews. Remember last time I almost got chewed down by Gloomtail?
Fireball: You did?
Waluigi: Yes... I can't believe you guys didn't remember, I'm going to leave!
Kroshi: Yes, everyone would prrfer that.
(Waluigi runs off.)
Mack: Can we please get this Interview going, I have important people to meet.
Fireball: Stop making things up, Matt.
Mack: Mack!
Fireball: Whatever, next question, you're a giant loser sword, but yet you manage to bounce? Explain.
Mack: Smithy installed springs in my sword to help me bounce.
Fireball: Somebody doesn't like using detail.
Mack: I don't really know what else to tell you about it.
Fireball: Fair enough. Moving on, can you show everyone how high you can jump?
Mack: I'm not really in the mood.
Kroshi: Just do it.
Mack: Fine.
(Mack jumps high and through the ceiling.)
Lemmy: Why did you tell him to do that?
Fireball: I don't really like him, so I thought this was the easiest way to get out of the Interview.
Wario: Good thing I stole his wallet before he jumped off!
Kroshi: How do swords even have pockets?
Wario: Video Game Magic.
Toadsworth: How dare you put a hole in the castle?! I'm never letting any of you in here ever again!
Kroshi: Calm your blood pressure, Toadsworth. We'll get the Clubbas to fix it, after they fix Fireball's Interview Studio.
Lemmy: That may take awhile actually.
Fireball: He's just kidding.
Lemmy: Right... You guys DO know that Mack is going to come back down in awhile, right?
Fireball: I didn't really do the math.
(Mack falls back down.)
Mack: And THAT is how high I can jump!
Fireball: Oooohhh, very interesting and whatnots. Now-
Lemmy: How does that word even fit in there?
Fireball: It just does, Lemmy. Just because you don't have a cool word, doesn't mean you have to bring other people down.
Lemmy: Sorry...
Fireball: Now next question, uh... What else to ask a giant sword... Um, how come you left sometimes in the battle with Mario, and just left four Shysters to do your dirty work?
Mack: Well, as said before, I have fire attacks and I'm pretty much a Fire Sword, but I need time to recharge, so I leave for awhile and come back when my fire attacks are charged once again.
Fireball: You're... not that interesting.
Mack: Then why did you choose to interview me?
Fireball: Well, the guy that gives me a piece of paper told me to interview you, and I've always trusted people who give me a piece of paper telling me to interview someone. Though I'll let it pass this time since I have to interview you.
Mack: Could you please stop saying negative things about me?
Fireball: I could, but it's rather fun.
Mack: I see. Well I'll just leave then.
Fireball: Sure, go ahead.
(Mack bounces out.)
Lemmy: Get him back here!
Fireball: Meh. Nobody likes him, so win-win.
Mack: I'm not going to go away THAT easily. My fans would never forgive me.
Fireball: What fans?
Mack: Yeah... Wait, hey!
Fireball: On with the questions, why are you so weak to thunder?
Mack: This thing on top of my head here, it attracts thunder, like white on rice.
Fireball: Let me guess, Smithy kept putting it off to fix that as well?
Mack: Yep. Plus, I was in the castle, there was no way thunder could hit me in there. One of Mario's friends had thunder attacks, and I'll never forget his name, Marshmallow!
Mallow: My name is Mallow!
Mack: So I've been trying to get revenge on Mallow? I knew Marshmallow sounded like a stupid name.
Kroshi: Hey, Mallow is a stupid name as well.
Mallow: It is not, you guys are going to make me cry!
Fireball: Go do it outside.
(Mallow runs off crying.)
Fireball: I'll ask you two more questions, then the audience has to deal with you.
Audience: (sarcastically) Hooray...
Fireball: Whenever you were conquering Mushroom Kingdom, why was the outside so dark as if it was night?
Mack: Some dark clouds were hovering over the Mushroom Kingdom at the time, it was pretty much a coincidence.
Fireball: End Trans-
Lemmy: You still have to ask him another question and get audience questions!
Fireball: I know, I'm just really trying to get out of this Interview.
Lemmy: I can tell.
Fireball: Last question, thank goodness; how does it feel to cheat to win Roy Sports Hall?
Mack: I didn't cheat!
Fireball: Just answer the question, cheater.
Mack: It felt wonderful! I'm sure I put those naysayers about me to rest!
Fireball: Finally, we can get on to audience questions. Seat 7.
Wario: How about you return to the ring in Roy Sports Hall to show what a real phoney you are?!
Mack: I would like to make a return, but the rules is that a champion can't fight in future seasons.
Wario: So in other words, you're scared!
Mack: No, I can't fight because of the rules.
Wario: So in other words, you're scared!
Mack: Is he just going to repeat that?
Kroshi: Pretty much.
Fireball: Seat 42.
Goombario: I'm your biggest fan, Mack!
Fireball: No you’re not, seat-
Goombario: Can I at least ask a question?
Fireball: No.
Lemmy: Fireball, let him ask a question.
Fireball: Fine, what is your question?
Goombario: Mack, do you have any advice for an up and coming fighter such as myself?
Mack: No.
Goombario: Oh okay, but I'm still your biggest fan!
Fireball: Your biggest fan is a nerdy Goomba, congrats!
Mack: Shut up...
Fireball: Seat 78.
Toad: What are the chances of appearing in another game?
Mack: Very high!
Kroshi: Hasn't it been fifteen years since you debuted in Super Mario RPG?
Mack: I'm just trying to have a positive look on things.
Kroshi: How’s that been working for you?
Mack: Not too well, but I did become Sports Hall Champion!
Fireball: By cheating!
Mack: Why do you think I cheated?
Fireball: No way a loser such as yourself could win Sports Hall.
Mario: Well he did face off against Birdo in the final fight...
Fireball: But Birdo can shoot eggs and uh... uh... is pink...
Lemmy: You got nothing, huh?
Fireball: Pretty much, let’s just get on with the audience questions, seat 99.
Waluigi: Waluigi is number one!
Fireball: Didn't you run off?
Waluigi: I'm back now.
Fireball: Just ask the question and go back to doing whatever you do.
Waluigi: How did you takeover the Mushroom Kingdom?
Mack: I basically bounced in through the doors of the castle and yelled "BOUNCE" a lot and then let the Shysters bounce around. A lot of bouncing took place during the takeover.
Fireball: And seat 1 for the last question of the day.
Mario: Did you really think you could beat me?
Mack: Yes, I actually never even heard of you before the fight, so I thought you were easy pickings.
Mario: Well... you thought wrong!
Mack: Uh... I guess so.
Fireball: And that’s it for the day, hopefully we'll be in our studio next show-
Lemmy: Which I highly doubt.
Kroshi: Why?
Lemmy: All the workers do is just sleep!
Kroshi: Who doesn't need a nap from time to time?
Lemmy: I'm not even going to fall into this.
Fireball: Good... End Transmission.
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