Iggy: Yes! I got here on time!

Hop: That’s what you think. Anyway, I’m not paying you the 50 coins.

Iggy: Why not?!

Hop: Because Roy called me earlier and said he’s busy tonight. He wants to beat up Larry.

Iggy: Poor Larry.

Hop: Actually not, Larry’s the person we’re interviewing.

Iggy: Heh... Roy’s so stupid.

Hop: Yeah... Ok! Now, welcome the youngest Koopaling BESIDES Bowser Jr... Larry Koopa!

Larry: Yeah, like hi and stuff.

Hop: Ok. (Iggy, go to your seat.) Larry, in Super Mario Bros. 3, you were the first and easiest Koopaling to beat, but in Super Mario World you were the last and hardest Koopaling. What happened?!

Larry: I wasn’t hard in Super Mario World, but my castle was, and King Dad told us to go to any random castle. Well, that’s when Wendy pushed me down some stairs and King Dad put me in the last castle closest to his while I recovered.

Hop: I see. How do you get your hair to stay up like that?

Larry: Hair gel.

Hop: Where did you get it?

Larry: I stole it from Ludwig while spying on him.

Hop: Uh-huh. Why do you like spying?

Larry: I was raised that way, to spy and steal.

Hop: Speaking of stealing, do you know what happened to Iggy’s wallet before we started filming?

Larry: No....

Iggy: Eh, I didn’t have anything important in there anyway. I hid all my money so Roy couldn’t mug me. (I’m so clever...)

Hop: Hmmm... Audience questions.

Morton: Why do you spy on people? I wasn’t raised like that. I was raised better than any of you. I’m the best Koopaling ever to live but-

Larry: He does this all the time, gets on one subject and then keeps changing. NEXT! Front row.

Sonic: Are you fast?

Larry: Kinda. Next! Back row.

Fawful: Did you steal my safe with the remains of the ghost of Cackletta in it?

Larry: Yes.

Fawful: I HAVE FURY!

Larry: I didn’t know that. NEXT! Yes, the suspiciously familiar hand in the 2nd to last row.

Roy: I FOUND YOU, YOU TWERP!

Larry: Eep!

Hop: (Oh my gosh...) Hey Roy, can you make it to the next Interview?

Roy: Yeah sure, whatever.

Hop: Ok. Iggy, you’re helping.

Iggy: But I still have nightmares!

Hop: I’ll try to “persuade” him. END TRANSMISSION!

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