Last time on Lemmy’s Interviews...

Goombella: BWAHAHA!

Luigi: *girly scream, wets pants*

Mario: CHEESE!

Morton Jr: WEDDING CAKE!

Ludwig: CHOCOLATE!

Microgoomba: HYPER!

This time on Lemmy’s Interviews...

Luigi: (playing SMG2) DANG YOU, PERFECT RUN!

Mario: Having trouble, pro?

Luigi: … Get out.

Mario: … Have it your way.

???: Mail Call!

Luigi: QUIET, SHAMELESS POSTKOOPA PLOT DEVICE!

(He throws his Wii Remote.)

Parakarry: ! THE ULTIMATE DEVICE! NOOOOOOOOOO- *Bang*

Mario: Luigi, Mail-

Luigi: *Threatening look*

Mario: DearLuigi,WeneedanotherInterviewfromyou.Comenow.Sincerely,Lemmy.

Luigi: Get the camera. TO THE INTERIEW STUDIO!

LATER...

Luigi: As good timing, what about a Topman?

Lemmy: … IT’S A DEAL!

LATER... AGAIN...

Otis: Showtime! *kicked off stage*

Luigi: Stupid cow. Now, hands up if you liked SMG and/or 2.

(The whole audience puts its hands up.)

Luigi: Good. Now please welcome, TOPMAN!

(Silence…)

Luigi: I SAID TOPMAN!

(Silence…)

Luigi: SECURITY!

(A bunch of Fire Bros. carry Topman onto the stage.)

Luigi: First question, do you have blah, blah?

Topman: BEEP. YES, WE DO HAVE GRAVITATIONAL THRUSTERS. THIS CAUSES OUR SPIN.

Luigi: Second question, do the Topman control the Battlerock or the Dreadnought?

Topman: BZZT. NEGATIVE. WE ARE SIMPLY GUARDS FOR THOSE SHIPS.

Luigi: Wait, so you DON’T own them?

Mario: I win the bet!

Luigi: Quiet.

Topman: POSITIVE.

Luigi: Good. Now, audience. Seat 777.

Morton Jr: WEDDING CA-

(Roy stuffs wedding cake into Morton’s mouth.)

Luigi: Never mind. Seat 1.

Koopa: Do you run around and mend each other?

Topman: POSITIVE. AND NEGATIVE. SOME TOPMAN ARE FITTED WITH FIXERS. LIKE ME.

Luigi: Seat… 89?

Caption Olimar: Anomaly spotted. Proceeding to speak… “Do you ENJOY working?”

Topman: POSTITIVE. WASTES MINUTES OF MY WORTHLESS LIFE.

Luigi: (Shameless Pikmin cameo…) That is all the time I ha- HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM?

Silver Gearmo: I will torture him! Just because I like him!

Luigi: TORTURING IS MY JOB! GET BACK HERE!

Mario: Uh… This may be a good time to… END TRANSMISSION!

(Transmission End)

Author’s Note: Yes, I stink at Perfect Run. That is why I never completed SMG2.

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