(Phantos67 and his Interview Crew have been lost for nearly a year from Lemmy’s Land. Nobody has seen a single Interview show, or even one submission! Last time, Lemmy received a CD that was sent to him in the mail by Phantos67. It contained 5 Interviews, and there was a note attached that read “This explains my absence”. And so Lemmy watched the first Interview, where Phantos interviewed Chain Chomp. Read the 2nd Interview of the series to find out where The Crew is!...)
(Lemmy is fumbling around in his office on a Thursday evening. Business has been surprisingly slow. As he is looking through his desk, he comes across a CD with “Phantos67” written on the top. He instantly remembers.)
Lemmy: Oh, I forgot about this. I have a couple Interviews to watch, then. Well, I will see if any of the other Interviews are worth publishing on the site.
(He pops in the CD and fast forwards to the 2nd Interview.)
Phantos67: Welcome to the Traveling Phantos67 Interview Show! We are trying to find a way out of Chomp Pit, since we are stuck at the bottom. Some of our crew can’t fly, and we are not going to leave them behind. So, we are looking for another way out!
Thud: THUD FOUND TUNNEL. FOLLOW THUD.
(Chef Guy pushes his “Easy” button.)
Easy Button: That was easy!
G Bloop: That thing never gets old.
(As the group travel down the dark tunnel, they start feeling dizzy. The little light that Popple’s flashlight is giving off is starting to dim, and the walls seem to be moving… Everything is hazy.)
Wacko: This is weird! What’s happening?!
Wigit: Have no fear! It is simply… uhh… ummm…
(Nasher begins to bark! Suddenly, everything comes to a halt. They see a dim light above them. It grows brighter and brighter until it is blinding! Then it subsides… They blink and look around.)
Phantos67: Where are we?
????: The desert, of course!
(Wacko turns around, and stares.)
Wacko: Who are you?!
Pokey: Well, I’m a Pokey of course. What did you expect way out here in the desert?
Phantos67: This is perfect! Hey everybody, meet our new interviewee!
Pokey: Inter-what?
Chef Guy: The person my friends are going to interview while I cook dinner with these dried up cacti.
Pokey: Haha, good luck.
Phantos67: Wacko and G Bloop, you two handle this, I will help Chef Guy.
G Bloop: Cool, so here is the first question: What Mario game did you first appear in?
Pokey: Super Mario Brothers 2.
Wacko: I love that game! Question 2: How come you were green in that game, but in future games you were a sandy yellow?
Pokey: It is because of the Sub-con, where you all are now.
Wacko: What? How is that possible? We were just wandering through this cave back th… Where did it go?!
Pokey: Let me explain. You probably hit a warp zone, where you were transported here, the Sub-con. It happens sometimes, especially when you wonder through mysterious places.
G Bloop: Woah… So what’s the answer to our question?
Pokey: Oh, right. Well, when Wart took over the Sub-con, he put a magical spell on the kingdom so it changed some of our appearances a little bit. However, when a Pokey leaves, they turn back to their normal state.
G Bloop: Interesting. Q3: In Super Mario World, how come if Mario was riding Yoshi you would have 5 segments/body parts, but when Mario went solo you only had three?
Pokey: Simple, we wanted to be taller and look a bit more frightening. It was also very hard if not impossible to jump over us. That meant that Yoshi and Mario would have to beat us in order to get past.
Wacko: Nice strategy. Q4: In New Super Mario Bros. how come you were so hard to defeat, unlike in previous games?
Pokey: Hey! We were still tough in the previous games!
Thud: HA! THAT MAKE THUD LAUGH! HA HA!
Pokey: Shut up, blockhead!
Wacko: Ahem.
Pokey: Sorry. We were tougher to beat since the environment was tougher to survive. It was a hard life, and we built up a lot of immunities to impact. The only things that could beat us were a fireball or Mega Mario squashing us, which I consider cheating.
G Bloop: Question number 5: In Mario and Luigi Partners in Time, where did the Skelokey come from?
Pokey: I’m not entirely sure, but what I’ve heard from my buddies is that when the Shroobs took over they killed off all the food that we eat. So we starved, until you could see our bones clearly.
Wacko: But how come when the Brothers started the battle the Skellokeys began with just their head, and then called other body parts?
Pokey: Because we could move around faster without the extra weight and height. There was a mental component as well: it made us look more vulnerable at first, so the two plumbers would challenge us to a fight. Then when we started, we summoned our other parts to make us look more terrifying and make it more of a challenge.
G Bloop: Last question: Are Blowhards from Yoshi’s Island related to you?
Pokey: Yeah, they are a sub-species of Pokey. However, they are more dangerous and MUCH more annoying!
Wacko: You have this stuff down pat! Well, thank you for the great Interview!
Chef Guy: Dinner is served!
Wacko: Great! What’s for dinner?
Chef Guy: Sec Cactus Plaisir! It’s French!
Phantos67: Awesome, what’s it mean?
Wigit: Dry Cactus Delight. Yummy…
Phantos67: Let’s eat, I’m starved. END TRANSMISSION!
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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