Iggy: Welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show!
Lemmy: Uh, I thought that was my line...
Fireball: We gave it to, Iggy.
Lemmy: What’s wrong with me saying it?
Fireball: You lack... how should I say this... I think, Pete should explain this one.
Pete: Hammers!
Lemmy: That didn't really explain anything.
Fireball: It's an old running gag.
Lemmy: So Iggy is better at saying it than me?
Fireball: Well... you make a point. Iggy, you're fired.
Iggy: Lemmy didn't-
Fireball: Get out.
Iggy: But-
Fireball: Out.
Iggy: Fine...
(Iggy leaves.)
Kroshi: So are you even going to mention that we don't have a studio and are in a JUNGLE?!
Fireball: No, you already said it for me.
Kroshi: I guess I did.
Lemmy: What if it rains?
Fireball: What if you stop complaining?
Lemmy: I'm not complaining.
Fireball: Details, details.
Kroshi: Uh... what?
Fireball: I just wanted to say that, I've had the urge to say it all day.
Kroshi: Yeah, sometimes I want to say it.
Waluigi: Waluigi!
Fireball: Oh, so Waluigi is going to be at my Interviews now?
Waluigi: I've always have been at your Interviews, I just don't really say much. Why, you don't like Waluigi?
Fireball: If we were at the store, and I saw you, I wouldn't strike up a conversation with you.
Waluigi: I would talk to you.
Fireball: Yeah, and I would talk back to you, I wouldn't just ignore you...
Waluigi: Of course...
Lemmy: This is an INTERVIEW show.
Fireball: I don't got an interviewee though.
Lemmy: I knew you would come unprepared, so I brought you someone.
(A Fuzzy hops over.)
Kroshi: Somebody is a bit noisy.
Fuzzy: I'll try to hop softly next time.
Fireball: Yeah, the noise sounded like Gloomtail.
(All of a sudden, Gloomtail comes.)
Gloomtail: Did you say my name?
Fireball: Uh... no.
Gloomtail: Are you sure about that?
Fireball: Uh... yes. Waluigi was saying your name, and he was saying some pretty awful things about you.
Gloomtail: Like what?
Fireball: He said you were awful.
Gloomtail: Where is this 'Waluigi'?
Kroshi: He's tall, wears purple, yells his name aloud for no real reason…
Waluigi: WALUIGI!
Gloomtail: Would that be him?
Kroshi: Well, he's tall, he's wearing purple, and he just yelled his name aloud for no real reason, so yes.
Gloomtail: He doesn't look very... edible. But I'll try anything once.
Waluigi: Waluigi better make his exit!
(Waluigi runs into the jungle.)
Gloomtail: I'll get him... Nobody can hide from the almighty lord!
Lemmy: ... PLEASE, get on with the Interview!
Fireball: Oh yes, this is an Interview show... in a jungle... with a Fuzzy.
Fuzzy: Please, I'm a very busy Fuzzy.
Fireball: Yes, I'm sure you have to do things like hop around all day and make stupid noises.
Fuzzy: Shut up...
Fireball: My first question is, why aren't you making the annoying sounds that most Fuzzies make?
Fuzzy: Please, I'm a mature Fuzzy.
Fireball: So only stupid Fuzzies make loud, annoying sounds?
Fuzzy: Well, you mean sounds like "nyeah" and "meork" and other sounds? I can do those sounds, and I used to, but some Fuzzies tend not to say that stuff anymore. We sort of... grow out of it.
Mario: Can you say "meork" really loud?
Fuzzy: Yes, but I'm too mature for such language.
Kroshi: Save it for audience questions later, Mario.
Fuzzy: I'm not going to say "meork" just for your pleasure.
Fireball: We'll see by the end of the show.
Fuzzy: Nothing will change my mind.
Gloomtail: How about I just eat you?
Fuzzy: Are you still here?
Gloomtail: Yes.
Fuzzy: Um... Well, we'll see later!
Fireball: What do Fuzzies do as a pastime? Other than just bounce around and yell meork.
Fuzzy: I don't know about some Fuzzies, but I have an interest in books.
Fireball: You sound like a very nerdy Fuzzy so far.
Fuzzy: It's called having an interest!
Kroshi: Nerd.
Fuzzy: Stop calling me that!
Kroshi: I only called you a nerd once.
Fuzzy: Still...
Fireball: Anything else Fuzzies do... other than reading?
Fuzzy: Some go to the Glitz Pit to watch fights, and some hang around in other areas such as sewers and jungles.
Kroshi: When you say "hang" you mean bounce.
Fuzzy: Well... technically, yes.
Fireball: Someone likes using big words.
Fuzzy: "Technically"? A lot of people use that word!
Fireball: Maybe Luigi, but nobody else.
Fuzzy: I'm... not even going to really get into detail with this, please just ask the next question.
Fireball: How come you guys are untouchable in Super Mario World?
Fuzzy: Well if you must know, Fuzzies had found a poisonous plant that created poison on our skin, meaning Mario could not even harm us.
Fireball: How come you guys can get hurt now?
Fuzzy: After Super Mario World, the plants vanished for some odd reason. I've been doing some studying about it and-
Kroshi: You are a nerd.
Fuzzy: I'm no nerd, I'm smart.
Fireball: I was hoping we would have a fun Fuzzy.
Fuzzy: I'm fun...
Kroshi: The closest you've ever got to fun was reading about it.
Fuzzy: Yeah... well... yeah!
Fireball: Settle down.
Fuzzy: Well, I'm very settled in as it is.
Fireball: Terrific. Next question, what's up with Flower Fuzzies taking FP instead of HP?
Fuzzy: Flower Fuzzies take the FP so they can unleash a powerful attack. They don't really pay much attention to their HP level.
Pete: Hammers!
Kroshi: Woah, I forgot that Pete was here.
Pete: I didn't really have anything to say before. I planned on saying something, but I was rudely interrupted by Gloomtail, this making me want to throw hammers, but I didn't.
Gloomtail: Hey, I can interrupt whoever I want whenever.
Pete: How?
Gloomtail: Look at me, I'm a dragon!
Pete: Nothing hammers won't fix.
Gloomtail: I would eat you, but I want a taste of that Waluigi first.
Where Waluigi is...
Waluigi: I've finally got away from that dragon!
Gloomtail: You're right in front of me.
Waluigi: WAH!
(Gloomtail eats Waluigi)
Gloomtail: Tastes like rotten onions...
(Gloomtail spits Waluigi out and Waluigi flies off far away.)
Fireball: Let’s... let’s just do one more question, and then we can go to the audience.
Fuzzy: Good, I want to make it out of this Interview in one piece!
Fireball: How come Green Fuzzies and Forest Fuzzies seem to be the exact same?
Fuzzy: That would be because they are the same. People just fiddled with the name.
Fireball: We can now get on with some audience questions. Seat... well I guess we don't really have any seats for that matter.
Lemmy: How are you going to solve this now?
Fireball: Don't worry, I always have a plan. Just give me a couple of minutes.
A couple of minutes later...
Lemmy: So, what's this plan of yours?
Fireball: Oh yeah, I was supposed to think of something.
Lemmy: What were you thinking of that whole time?
Fireball: What I was going to do when the show was over. I like to plan the day out.
Lemmy: Why don't we have people raise there hands and you pick someone out?
Fireball: Okay... uh... you! The one with the joy for hammers!
Pete: What's with you Fuzzies stealing shells?
Fuzzy: Some Fuzzies like to play pranks on others. I’m ashamed to admit that I've done it a couple of times, but I no longer do it.
Kooper: I don't believe I ever got an apology from any of those Fuzzies either!
Kroshi: Kooper... sit down.
Kooper: I am sitting down.
Kroshi: Stand up.
(Kooper stands up.)
Kroshi: Kooper... sit down.
Kooper: Oh, okay.
(Kooper sits down.)
Fireball: You! The overweight turtle!
Bowser: I'm not overweight! I'm very trim!
Kroshi: Get on with the question.
Bowser: Who do the Fuzzies work for?
Fuzzy: They don't actually work under anyone. Perhaps some may, but the majority of us don't.
Bowser: How about working for-
Fuzzy: Please, I wouldn't even bother asking. Most of your workers are underpaid, I have little interest in working for you, and I'm sure most other Fuzzies feel the same way.
Bowser: How do you know I was going to ask you to work for me? Maybe I was going to say something else...
Fuzzy: Were you?
Bowser: No, but you could have at least let me finish the sentence.
Kroshi: Did he hurt your feelings, Bowser?
Bowser: A bit- I mean, no!
Kroshi: Sure.
Bowser: Keep going with the Interview!
Fireball: Let’s see... The man who is as pale as a ghost!
Boo: I am a ghost!
Fireball: Sure.
Boo: Do Fuzzies have any weaknesses?
Fuzzy: I would have to say fireballs.
Boo: Is... that it?
Fuzzy: I don't really have anything else to say.
Boo: Boo!
Fuzzy: Boo as in you’re trying to scare me, or boo as in you’re booing me for my response?
Boo: Both!
Fuzzy: AH!
Kroshi: Someone is a bit jumpy today.
Fuzzy: You would be scared as well if a giant dragon just startled you!
Fireball: Who next... The ugly pink thing!
Birdo: How could you say such a thing...
Fireball: I call them the way I see them.
Birdo: What's up with Gold Fuzzies? Is there only one of a kind?
Fuzzy: Well actually, they’re extremely rare. There is more than one, though.
Lemmy: I think this Interview better end soon, some dark clouds seem to be coming.
Fireball: Lemmy, you worry too much.
Lemmy: Just get on with the last question.
Fireball: I'm doing that because I want to, not because you told me. You! The fat plumber!
Mario: I've been losing weight recently; calling me fat only makes me want to eat more.
Fireball: Fine, the thin-looking plumber.
Mario: I'm not thin.
Fireball: The plumber in red.
Mario: Can you yell "meork" really loud?
Fuzzy: I already told you, no.
Gloomtail: How about I eat you!
Fuzzy: W-what?
Gloomtail: If you yell out this weird sound, I may not gobble you down.
Fuzzy: MMMMEERRROOKKK!
Gloomtail: I was lying.
Fuzzy: Oh no! I've lost my dignity and now I'm going to be chow!
(It begins to rain.)
Gloomtail: Bleh, rain. I don't want my wings to get wet. You can all live another day.
(Gloomtail flies off.)
Lemmy: I'm wet and cold, just end the Interview.
Fireball: In a minute.
(Thunder and lightning start up.)
Fireball: You know what, I think we should call it a day.
Lemmy: Yes.
Fireball: End transmission.
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