Luigi: Welcome… to Lemmy’s Interviews. *grumble, grumble* We had to come here after last week’s “Incident”.

FLASHBACK!

BOOM!

END FLASHBACK!

Luigi: And I had to get contracted by Lemmy…

FLASHBACK!

Lemmy: Yes, yes we will take you under our arms. That will be 50 million coins, please.

(Luigi faints…)

END FLASHBACK!

Luigi: My bank account… Anyhow, who am I interviewing, Bro?

Mario: Um… I think it is this guy who is stuck to me.

Microgoomba: MOVEMENTMOVEMENTMOVEMENTCANCELLED!

Luigi: Then use old faithful.

*WHACK!*

Luigi: Thank you. Q-1! Why are you small?

Microgoomba: LUDWIG’SPOTIONSDIDTHAT. JUMPCANCELLED!

Luigi: I hate this guy. Q-2. Why do you stop jumping and movement?

Microgoomba: SOOTHERMEMBERSCANKILLYOU.

Luigi: Q-3. You are hyper, yes? Why?

Microgoomba: BECAUSEOFLUDWIG’SPOTIONS,AGAIN!

Luigi: Audience. Seat 56,189.

Spiny: What are your motives?

Microgoomba: 800,000,000,000COINSPAYMENT.BOWSERISRICHBYALONGSHOT.

Luigi: Final question! Seat 83,114.

Goombella: What are you stats?

Microgoomba: HP-1.ATTACK-0.DEFENSE-0.

Goombella: … And Done! NOW I HAVE EVERY ENEMY IN MY LOGBOOK! GWHHAHA!

Luigi: Before the thing that happened last week is repeated, I would like to say… End Transmission.

Transmission… Decomposed.

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