Luigi: Welcome to MY Interviews!

Audience: ...

Luigi: …

Audience: … START ALREADY!

Luigi: Um… *takes a look at LONG list, we’re talking 100km!* Let’s see… . AHA! Person… 78,932! Come on up!

(A cloud floats up.)

Luigi: WHAT!?

(Lakitu pops out of his cloud.)

Lakitu: Please start.

Luigi: …

Lakitu: …

Luigi: Question 1, what do you do?

Lakitu: Well…

(Lakitu takes out a chart.) 

GAME(S)	APPLICATION>	DOING
PLATFORMERS	ENEMY	SPINY TOSSING
MARIO KART	Race starter, race saver, etc.	Stuff

Lakitu: In order to target enemies from afar, you need a platform. But… we… had to use clouds. And I hate this one.

(The cloud smiles.)

Luigi: Um… okay? Question 3! Why do you have so many Spinies?

Spiny: YEAH! WHY DO YOU THROW US?!

Lakitu: I have a cannon in this cloud. An INVISIBLE cannon. But this one is broken.

(Smoke is coming out of the cloud.)

Luigi: … Someone install a fire alarm. Questions 4 and 5 will be from… THE AUDIENCE! Seat 366!

Yoshi: Yo-hi-si? (Taste good?)

Lakitu: Well, we taste like bananas… according to Chomps… ugh. I hope to not be bitten by one ever again.

Luigi: FINAL QUESTION! Seat 1337! … to 1400…

Fracktail: BEEP. WHY DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?

Lakitu: For precision aiming. NOW DIE FOR TEASING MY KIND!

(Lakitu tosses explosive Spiny eggs.)

Luigi: EEP! That’sallthetimewehaveI’mLuigihopefullycomingbacksometime!
Endtransmission!

Mario: Bro! The camera’s not ending transmission! Uh oh… EXPLOSIONS! Run, Bro! RUN!

Mario Bros: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Mario and Luigi runs out of the building.)

BOOM!

Transmission… exploded.

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