Dimentio: Greetings, people! I am master of dimensions, pleaser of crowds! I am Dimentio! As some of you may know we're celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the Mario Franchise.
Goombella: FOURTH WALL BREAKER!
(Dimentio fires a blast at Goombella.)
Intern: We got our guys! Should I send them in?
Dimentio: Yes! Introducing, the burly Koopa, and the scaredy brother! Bowser and Mr. L- er, I mean Luigi.
(Luigi and Bowser walk into the room and sit down in the chairs in front of Dimentio.)
Dimentio: Salutations.
Bowser: Yeah, whatever.
Luigi: Grr! Dimentio, you sure are persuasive!
Dimentio: Let's start, shall we? What do you guys think of the 25th anniversary?
Luigi: My opinion? Let's discuss that, shall we? Re-releasing Super Mario All-stars... with a booklet with MARIO's history... and a MARIO soundtrack disc. I just love how we've all worked our way into this franchise. I feel like me and Bowser especially have been around way too long to be overlooked.
Bowser: I think it's funny! Mario thinks he's a real bigshot. How long do you think Nintendo will go without making a game where I finally win?
Dimentio: Interesting. Can you guys think of a game in particular where you felt underrated?
Bowser: It's really ironic, Dimentio. The game I can think of at the moment is Super Paper Mario.
Luigi: I definitely agree. The one game where we all work together, we get cruddy graphics, sidescrolling gameplay, easy bosses, and to top it off, I ONLY GOT TO BE IN ONE LEVEL OF THE GAME! I never fought O'Chunks, I never fought Mimi, and I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO FIGHT THE FINAL BOSS! I mean, yeah, it was a pretty easy boss, but did I really have to be a bad guy the whole game?
Bowser: Well, in the first Paper Mario, I got the role of the main villain. In the second one I got a role of the second-to-last villain, so I beat out Grodus. But in Super Paper Mario, I just felt like a phony character.
Dimentio: I was in that game, and I agree. They really made Mario overshadow everyone else. All right, time for some questions from the audience. Seatmushheadcharacterwhoismorerecentlymadeimportant.
Toad: Is there anybody else who you feel has overshadowed those of us who have been around since the beginning?
Luigi: Well, I feel like Peach has definitely played her part in making us all look bad. And, more recently certain recurring bosses have been overshadowing me too. I mean, Petey Piranha has been in almost as many games as I have.
Bowser: Well, I myself have been guilty of replacing people. Sorry, Donkey Kong.
Donkey Kong: Groohoohoo! (I don't really care at this point.)
Dimentio: Seatannoyinglittlesister.
Princess Shroob: *Shroob language*
Dimentio: I'll solve this! Translator beam!
Princess Shroob: During the Mario & Luigi series, both of you were made out to be heartless, disloyal buffoons. What's your opinion on that?
Bowser: I'll give the first Paper Mario credit, it really captured my intellect, and Mario RPG also showed a smart side of me. Allow me to say this so everyone can understand me. I DON'T WORK FOR A PHONY THEIF, A FAT ALIEN TOAD, OR FAWFUL WITH HIS UGLY FACE! I am Bowser, King of Koopas, and I don't want a single one of you to forget it.
Luigi: You know what, I finished off the Shroobs! Mario needed me to get through every level of that game. Do you think they could've made a Mario & Peach Superstar Saga? I don't!
Princess Shroob: In the process of answering my question, you, Bowser, insulted my sister, and Luigi, you admitted to destroying the last of my people. I hate you both.
Dimentio: Well, we've answered a few questions. But we have a guest! We have a special visitor who wants to speak! You may know him by many names! But he is mainly known by one! Here on my show, is the one, the only, SUPERRRRR MARIOOOOOOO!
Luigi: Huh?
Bowser: Bwah ha ha!
Mario: So this is how you feel, huh? You couldn't come talk to me? My brother and my worst enemy... you make me sick! No matter what's happened, all the arguments we had, I helped you! When you were trapped in Bowser's trash pit, I came looking for you! When you got attacked by Count Bleck, who was there?
Luigi: Oh yeah? In Brawl when I got captured by Dedede, you ignored it! You were so focused on saving Peach! And then what happens when I help save her? Do you ever think about me? No! All you think about is yourself! At the end of New Super Mario Bros. Wii, did I or did I not get kicked out of your hot air balloon?
Mario: So that's how it's gonna be?
Bowser: Now wait, guys. We have to remember. None of this is actually Mario's fault!
Mario: You know, Bowser... you're right!
Luigi: The one we should be blaming here... is PEACH!
Dimentio: Ahahaha! Disfunctionaaaal!
Luigi: Let's go after her!
Dimentio: Well, that's all for today, guys! I had a lot of fun! Happy 25th Anniversary to Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Peach, and Toad! And of course a special thanks to our good buddies, Goomba, Koopa, Lakitu, Buzzy Beetle, Spiny, and Hammer Bro! Please enjoy, and look out for the Super Mario 25th Anniversary Set! See you next time! Ciao!
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