(Goombella and Doopliss are seen sitting backstage.)
Goombella: Where is she?!
Doopliss: Dunno.
(A Dark Koopatrol walks in.. slowly taking its helmet off it reveal itself to be... : -0 Rosalinagirl?!)
Rosalinagirl: Um... Hi.
Goombella: Sold out Interview. Ludwig interviewee. You three hours late.
Rosalinagirl: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Goombella: 0.0
Rosalinagirl: Eh, les get this over with.
Goombella: Kay.
(She walks outside onto the stage and sits in the interviewer chair.)
Rosalinagirl: Hi all Koopas, Goombas, and explosives! Today I interview Ludwig.
Ludwig: Hi.
Rosalinagirl: Ummm... hi.
Ludwig: Like my younger brother said. Questions. Now.
Roslainagirl: Kay. Question: Why do your inventions blow up?
Ludwig: I really don't know. One day I had the perfect invention, but then it exploded. BANG BOOM POW.
Rosalinagirl: Okay then. *cell phone rings* Oops. *text-typing* There. Anyways, does Iggy make the Bullet Bills or do you?
Ludwig: The truth is, Iggy makes them. I don't.
Rosalinagirl: Why was your name Kooky Von Koopa in the Mario cartoons?
Ludwig: Because I can be quite insane at times.
Percy Jackson: I have Riptide!!
(He slashes a random Koopa with Riptide.)
Random Koopa: Ow.
Rosalinagirl: Okaaaaay then...
(Ludwig slaps Rosalinagirl back into focus.)
Rosalinagirl: Thanks. Why do like chocolate so much?
Ludwig: Well, I saw a chocolate shop. I ate too much. I'm obsessed with it now.
Rosalinagirl: Audience questions! Seat CAMPHALFBLOOD.
Annabeth: How did your hair turn blue?
Ludwig: Hair dye. Fell in it.
Goombella (offstage): Seat PIRANHA.
Petey Piranha: Can I eat you?
Ludwig: NO!!!
Petey Pirahna: : -(
Rosalinagirl: Seat ITSMRL!ITSMRL!
Boo That Used To Be Mr. L's Record Player: Why did you pick Pipe Land?
Ludwig: Well, you can flip the pipes and everything, and they have parts in them most of the time. Perfect for my inventing style.
Rosalinagirl: Time to go!
Audience: Awwwwww... (That was weird.)
Rosalinagirl: End transmission!
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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