Mario’s Castle, same day, 10:25 A

M.K.: For once, I wish Sunny wouldn’t use some stupid meme in an Interview…

Crystal King: Sunny’ll stop eventually. Anyway, wasn’t I scheduled for an Interview?

M.K.: Oh, yeah…

Later…

M.K.: Hi, I’m Morshu! Today, I’m-

Lemmy: All your submissions are belong to me.

M.K.: Lemmy, don’t. *to audience* So today, I’m interviewing the Crystal King. First question: when did you first appear?

C.K.: I only appeared in Paper Mario.

M.K.: Hobbies?

C.K.: Ice sculptures. I’m considered quite talented for my species.

M.K.: Speaking of which, what are you?

C.K.: I’m the soul of a dead ice fairy.

M.K.: Mmmmmmm. So do you have an actual name?

C.K.: Yeah. It’s Frosty, but call me by my given name, please. Seat YOURPOWERSWOULDKILLME!

Lava Piranha: What were you doing in Crystal Palace?

C.K.: I was actually trying to free Kalmar myself rather than guard him from Mario. I’m only called “Crystal King” because of my crown.

M.K.: Ok… Seat YOURFACE!

Doopliss: Any relation to Blizzaurus?

C.K.: Yes. She’s my daughter. Seat MEMEABUSER!

Queen Sunny: If you weren’t trying to guard Kalmar from Mario, why’d you attack him?

C.K.: I wanted to test Mario’s strength and intelligence before he battled Bowser. I hate that little waste of airspace.

Delphene (operating camera): Pfft. Even with the Star Rod, Bowser’s a weak anti-hero.

M.K.: Play against him in NSMBW, THEN we can talk about weak. Seat ONLYSENTIENTITEM!

1-Up Mushroom: I’m not the only one. So, Frosty, why do you always wear that crown?

C.K.: Other than my hatred for most of the Koopa pack, it’s the only thing tieing me to the living world. Seat CHARGINMALAZORZ, and I‘m off.

Ackbar: IT’S A TRAP!!!

Cell: IMMA FIRIN MA LAZORZ!!!!1!!!11!!!1!

Vegeta: NIIIINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!!!11!!!!1!!!11!!!!!

Ludwig: CHOCOLAAATE!!! CHOCOLAAATE!!! CHOCOLAAATE!!!

Frieza: OFAH WHUN MILYUN!?!

Queen Sunny: *sigh* Which do you need? Rope? Lamp oil? Bombs? It’s yours, dear, as long as you have enough sanity.

Delphene: >:( Not today. I’m not cleaning up after that last fiasco. *leaves*

Ness: Allow me.

YOU CAN’T GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF THIS ENDED TRANSMISSION!

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