Peach’s BIS Castle, same day, 10:15 AM
Aurora: *looks at title on teleprompter* Huh.
Serena (eating cake): What?
Aurora: I’m interviewing King Croacus.
Serena: Oh.
(K.C. appears from out of nowhere.)
K.C: Let’s-a go! Ooooooo-weeeeee-oooooo!
Later…
Aurora: Yo. This--
(Rolling noises are heard. The certain Koopa making those noises gets shot with a dart containing a minimal amount of poison, courtesy of Aurora.)
K.C: O.O
Aurora: I’ll kill him if he’s responsible for derailing the Interviews. So, first question: when did you first appear?
K.C: I only appeared in Super Paper Mario. Oooooooooo-weeeeeeeee-ooooooo!
Aurora: Why do you keep talking like that?
K.C: Are you familiar with the film “Kung Pow: Enter the Fist“? I was a fan of Ling, but after I grew out of that phase, I guess the weird speech stuck… Ooooooooooo-weeeeeeeeee-oooooooooooo!
Aurora: Stop that. So, what exactly ARE you?
K.C: I’m considered to be an anthropomorphic rose, like Petey Piranha‘s an anthropomorphic Piranha Plant. I wish I could’ve used my arms and legs, but Mario beat me too quickly.
Aurora: Mmm-hmm. Last question and it’s audience time: don’t you need roots to stay alive like other plants?
K.C: Does Petey need roots?
Aurora: Oh yeah. Seat DANTE’SINFERNO!
Bonechill: How come you enslaved the Cragnons instead of just digging your own lake?
K.C: I would’ve tried it, but Hornfels and Monzo, the only Cragnons that had brains, would’ve found it and the other citizens would have polluted that water too. Seat TALKINGRADIO!
Boomboxer: Why’d you want a castle made of jewels?
K.C: Since me and my people needed a new supply of energy due to the rapidly dwindling clean water, we were using the crystals found in the caverns to essentially build a giant greenhouse.
Aurora: You should go to Grass Land. Seat CAMERACRAG!
Monzo: What did you have against us that was a cause for brainwashing?
K.C: Are you aware of what your people were putting into that water or how stupid they really are? We had to stop them before they made THEMSELVES extinct.
Aurora: They can’t be THAT stupid. Seat NO!
Ackbar: IT’S A TRAP!!!
Vegeta: NIIIIIINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!!!
Aurora: X( AAAAAH!!! *pant* Seat POPULARITYTHEIF!
Sonic: What were you doing with the Pure Heart?
K.C: A Guardian Fairy gave it to one of our earliest kings to keep until she was to return.
Aurora: That’s drastically different from what that one Floro Sapien said.
K.C: He was 10 at the time, so chances are, he hadn’t learned a lot of history yet. Seat DIE and I need to go home.
Ganon: NOOOO!!! NOT INTO THE PIT!!! IT BUUUUURRRRRRRNS!!!
Leonidas: THIS IS SPARTA!!!
King Harkinian: Mah boi!
Mimi: I’ll end this.
(She turns off the camera.)
TRANSMISSION ENDED
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