O’CHUNKS interviews LARRY KOOPA
 
By iggykoopa fan

Inside Lemmy's Interview Studio...

(A strange, Scottish man walks onto the stage.)

Sean Connery: Hello, and welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show. Today I'll be-

??? (off-screen): 'Ey! Get yeh heiny offa' the stage, laddie!

(O'Chunks comes onstage and grabs Sean Connery, then throws him out a window. They're on the 876th floor, by the way.)

Sean Connery: Hmm. It sheems that I won't be doing an Interview anytime shoon. *hits the ground* Ow.

O'Chunks: *to the audience* Sorry about that, lads. Todah ahm gonna beh interviewing the y'ngest Koop'ling, the lover of plants, the master of spyin', Laura Koopa!

(Larry Koopa runs onstage.)

Larry Koopa: It's Larry Koopa! Laarr-rrryy Koopa! Say it with me, Laarrr-rrrryyy. Not Laura, you musclebound oaf!

O'Chunks: Don't go insultin' me, Lad! Now get in the interviewee seat and I'll get teh interviewing yeh.

(Larry gets in the interviewee seat and O'Chunks sits in the other seat.)

O'Chunks: A'ight, first question. Why dint Lemmeh do that thing where he comes and says the name of the show?

Larry: That's the first question?

O'Chunks: No.

Larry: Ask a real question.

O'Chunks: A'ight laddie. 'ere's the real first question. Which of yer siblin's can yeh not stand in the least?

Larry: It's hard to say. I want to pick Morton because he's so annoying. But he's actually an ok Koopa. I'm gonna pick Roy, because he's always beating us.

O'Chunks: I see. Now fer the next question. Ah heard that yer a veg'terian. Is this true?

Larry: Yes, I am a vegetarian. If I eat just a bite of meat, it's bad.

O'Chunks: Bad how?

Larry: I'll show you.

(He pulls out a hamburger and takes a bite. He falls on the floor and starts rocking back and forth in a fetal position while muttering incoherently.)

O'Chunks: What's with him?

Ludwig: I theorize that Larry has become so used to eating nothing but fruits and vegetables, that eating meat causes him to have a breakdown. It's sad, isn't it? Just give him a fruit or vegetable and he'll be fine.

O'Chunks: A'ight Laddie.

(He shoves a cabbage down Larry's throat. Larry gets back in the chair and starts acting normal again.)

O'Chunks: N'ver do that ag'n, Laddie. Next question now. What was yer fav'rit episode of The Adventures of Supeh Maria Bros. 3?

Larry: My favorite episode would have to be the ones that have me in them.

O'Chunks: Ah see. Last question from meh, th'n we'll ask questions from the audience. What is yer least fav'rite movie?

Larry: That's the last question?

O'Chunks: Ah ran out of questions to ask yeh.

Larry: All right. My least favorite movie is Godzilla. They totally ripped off the giant, fire-breathing reptile from Nintendo!

O'Chunks: Ah thought Godzilla came first. Or maybe it was Nintendo. Anyway, time fer the audience teh ask yeh some questions, Laura.

Larry: ....

O'Chunks: Seat FREAKSHEET!

Doopliss: Hey slick, you mind keeping an eye on Luigi for me? I don't trust him with that vacuum of his.

Larry: No! Watch your own back, freak sheet!

Doopliss: Aw man.

O'Chunks: Seat IDIOTPLUMBER!

Mario: What is your opinion on the economic status of the Mushroom Kingdom?

Larry: Did... he... just... ask... an... intelligent question?

Mario: What's economic status? Is that a type of sandwich? I like horsies!

(Mario takes off his shoe and eats it.)

O'Chunks: Ooooookay. Seat INTELLIGENTPLUMBER!

Luigi: Can I test out my new vacuum? It's able to suck up Koopas. And when they get sucked up, they can't get out unless I let them out, and E. Gadd says that it's really horrifying in there, so can I try it out?

Larry: What?! No! Are you insane?! Why would you ask me that?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!

Luigi: I wasn't gonna use it on you. I was gonna use it on a Koopa Troopa.

Larry: Oh, ok then. Yeah, go ahead.

O'Chunks: Well, that's all the time we h've fer tehday. See yeh next time. End-

(Lemmy runs onto the stage.)

Lemmy: Sorry I'm late! Lemmy's Interview S-

O'Chunks: Yeh a li'l bit too late, Lem'eh. The Interview’s over now. And where were yeh?

Lemmy: I was stuck in traffic.

O'Chunks: Ah, well. End Transmission!

(TRANSMISSION ENDED)

Did you like this submission?

Whoops! You're not logged in!
If you were, you could leave the author of this submission some feedback, even vote it into Little Lemmy's Land!
Why not login now?

Fill out the boxes below if you would like to invite a friend to this page.

Friend's
Name
Email (required)

Your
Name
Email

Have you made someone spill his guts? Email me!
Go back to Lemmy's Interviews.
Go back to my main page.