The reformed Castle Bleck, same day, 9:00 AM
Queen Sunny: P.T. and YTtF are so going to rag on me…
Mario: How so?
???: YO!!!
(Queen Sunny turns around and points.)
Queen Sunny: THAT. I’m out. One more thing, she’s interviewing Count Bleck. *starts to leave*
Mario: Who is “she“?
SunMii: I am Lady SunMii.
Mario (calling after Sunny): 0.0 YOU MII’D YOURSELF?!
SunMii: It’s a fad. It’ll pass eventually. So, where’s the Count?
Count Bleck/Blumiere (sitting on a bush): Here.
SunMii: Cool, nice, and mega awesome. Let’s get started!
Later, in the ballroom…
SunMii: Yo. I’m SunMii and this is-
Lemmy: L-
Ziggy H. Bomb: Ziggy-
Lemmy: Gone. *leaves*
SunMii: Wow, a new record. Today, I’m interviewing Count Bleck.
C.B.: Hey.
SunMii: First question: what exactly IS the Tribe of Darkness?
C.B.: The Tribe is a race of rogue Sirens set on destroying all benevolent life in the Multiverse.
SunMii: 0.0 Sweet Lord! *eye twitches* Why did you kill your father?
C.B.: I wanted to avenge Timpani, but believe it or not, killing Dad wasn’t my intent. There are ways of exacting vengeance without violence. I learned that philosophy being in love. Bowser, you should try it sometime.
Bowser (in seat STUBBORNANDSTUPID): WHY YOU LITTLE…
C.B.: *rolls eyes* Yes, Bowser, there’s a difference between love and lust.
SunMii: XD That was awesome! So, why do you wear a monocle?
C.B.: I’m nearly blind in that eye. If I could see perfectly, I would have won the boss battle. But surgery wouldn’t make any difference.
SunMii: Bumsville. Last question and it’s audience time: what’s your relationship with Nastasia?
C.B.: Well, many of you think she was in love with me, right? Wrong. She’s actually my little sister. With Dad‘s madness and the death of our mom, she was afraid of being left alone and went almost everywhere with me. We always went through the rough stuff and saved each other’s lives.
Luigi (in seat LIS2401): That’s beautiful, man… T_T
SunMii: Wow. Seat CHOCOLATERAIN!
Tay Zonday: IT’S A TRAP!!!
Ludwig: CHOCOLAAAAATE!!! CHOCOLAAAAATE!!! CHOCOLAAAAATE!!!
Admiral Ackbar: THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Akira-sama: NEEEEEEEEE?!
SunMii: Sunny has spent waaaaay too much time on YouTube.
Deku Scrub: I’m a Deku Scrub. Feel privileged.
SunMii: GAAAAAAH!!! Seat SYNTAXERROR2!
Cell: Why do you wear a cape?
C.B.: It got veeeeeeery cold in the Void. But seeing Timpani again made everything better! ^_^
Timpani: ^_^
SunMii: Cute. Seat THEBALLSAREINERT!
Piccolo: Why do you keep talking about Timpani?
C.B.: She’s nice to almost everyone she meets!
Mimi: Almost?
C.B.: Bowser. He’s like a Mario version of Happosai! But much more extreme.
Bowser: *clears throat* Look at the time! Bye!
(Bowser runs out of the castle with every female, save Queen Sunny and SunMii, in angry pursuit.)
C.B.: That won’t end well, will it?
SunMii: Eh, he’s been through worse. Seat WHYWON’TYOUDIE!
Fawful: Is Count Bleck of planningness being show up in other game?
C.B.: Say what?
Aurora (after teleporting back in): He asked if you planned on being in another game. *leaves again*
C.B.: Oh. Well, yes, as long as it’s a turn-based RPG. Seat RECYCLEDBOSSTHEME!
King DeDeDe: What do you think of your “minions”?
C.B.: They’re all great people. I still hang out with them. Seat LAZERCOLLECTION!
Pied Piper: WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO TRY TO DESTROY ALL WORLDS?!
C.B.: I don’t know… I was so distraught over Timpani, I didn’t know what I was doing…. Well… Dimentio might have- *hears crash* Oh lord… now what?
SunMii: That crash can only mean one thing…
C.B.: 0.o Di-
Queen Sunny: DOOOOOONNNNN’T!!!
Dimentio: IIIIII’M BAAAAAAAACK!!!
(Everyone but Sunny starts screeching and running around. Amidst the chaos, the camera is destroyed, but by some inexplicable miracle, the tape survives.)
Queen Sunny: Serena’s going to-
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