Dr. Octogonapus: That did NOT go well…
Nappa: You’re telling me.(Queen Sunny suddenly appears.)
Queen Sunny: OMG, I have the hugest news!!!
D.O.: What?
Queen Sunny: WE’RE GETTING A MARIO vs. DK 4!!!
Everyone: WOOT!!! WOOT!!! WOOT!!!
Delphene: Who’s getting interviewed now, Mom?
Queen Sunny: Fawful.
Everyone: Dear God…
Queen Sunny: I actually promised an Interview with him, so don’t kill him ‘til the end, K? Oh Nappa, you’re handling him.
Nappa: K.
Everyone Else: Great…
3 minutes later…
Nappa: Sup? I’m Nappa and this is-
Lemmy: LE-
Nappa: If I was able to annihilate Tien, what do you think I can do to you?
Lemmy: Nuff said.
(Lemmy leaves.)
Nappa: That was easy…
Staples Easy Button: MY LINE!!!
Nappa (ignoring the lame cameo): Today, I’m interviewing Fawful. Come on out!
(Fawful flies in donning his original appearance.)
Fawful: I HAVE HELLOS!
Nappa: Now that we’re settled, I’d like to ask the first question: when did you first appear?
Fawful: Superstar Saga was when Fawful appeared of the firstness.
99% of the audience: HUH?!
Queen Sunny: Oh, wait. *pulls out a vial of pink potion* Fawful, drink this.
Fawful: >:( Fawful says to you why?
Queen Sunny: You’ll see.
Fawful: I have uneasyness…
(He takes the potion and drinks it.)
Fawful: That was surprisingly sweet. Wait a minute, I can speak correct English now?!
Queen Sunny: Yeah. I made it for situations like this. Let’s continue, please.
Nappa: Ok. So, next question, what’s your relationship with Cackletta?
Fawful: Despite numerous speculations, Cackletta’s actually my mom. She made me call her by her first name because “Mom” or “Mother” sounded weak to her.
Nappa: 0.0 Oh. Question 3, and this one’s from a classified source: how in the world is it that you were dead at the end of SS, but alive in PiT and BIS?
Fawful: -.- Are you aware Mario and his crew aren’t the only people with extra lives?
Everyone but Sunny: 0.0
Nappa: Ok… Last question and we go to the audience: what‘s with the glasses?
Fawful: My eyesight‘s a little shaky, so I have to wear these.
Nappa: Aaaah. Seat MIGHTYMORPHINPOWERRIPOFF!
Axem Red: What’s with the Engrish?
Fawful: I was in a laboratory accident about ten years ago… My brain was nicked somehow, causing me to speak the way I do.
Nappa: Happens. Seat BACKINTIME!
Emmet Brown: Why did you turn evil?
Fawful: My father was a casualty of the lab accident. The gruesomeness of the sight warped my rattled mind. T_T
E.B.: >.< Great Scott!
Nappa: You’re worse than Dimentio. Seat MYINTERVIEWWASLONGEST!
Luigi: How come you seem to be the only Bean with five fingers?
Fawful: I’m half-Bean, that’s why.
Luigi: (to himself) And half-crazed. (out loud) Oh.
Fawful: Seat I’MBASEDONRUMPLESTILTSKIN!
Doopliss: How are you able to build all those machines?
Fawful: I had gotten a degree in building machinery at the Hooniversity. Stuff like that requires a lot, and I repeat, a LOT of math! ^_^
Digit (Cyberchase): MATH!!!
Bill Nye: SCIENCE!!!
Al Gore: I invented randomness!
George Bush: Dur… What’s randomness?
Nappa (after annihilating all 3): That’s getting stale… Seat MADAMEBUTTERFLY!
Timpani: How were you able to change into the antenna form and attack in SS?
Fawful: Cackletta’s not the only one with magic. I can’t do much more at the moment. *eerie voice* But watch out for next time!
Everyone: O.O
Nappa: Oh, shoot. Seat ANNOYINGINTROGAG!
Lemmy: (Why me?) Were you the one that froze Elder Princess Shroob, her sister, and half the Shroob race in BIS?
Fawful: Yes. And I regret it to this day. Seat CRAZYBOMB!
Queen Sunny: NO!!! IT’S A TRAP!!!
Ziggy H. Bomb: Ziggyboogeydoog.
(Nothing happens.)
Queen Sunny (after rising from her huddle): What the…?
Fawful: Fawful was riggingness of the bomb of mustardy doom to explode someplace of the elseness.
Nappa: That didn’t last long… So where DID it explode?
(At the end of Forest of Illusion, Roy is rising from a random pile of rubble.)
Roy: YOU’LL PAY, ZIGGY!!!
Gaz (SMRPG): Prepare for a major lawsuit.
Fawful: Fawful is crudful.
(Fawful sees EPS and her sister rapidly approaching him with psychotic expressions on their faces.)
Gaz: 0v0 And serious pain…
Fawful: 0.o Fawful is wealthy in crudfulness. END TRANSMISSION!
TRANSMISSION ENDED
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