NAPPA interviews FAWFUL
 
By Queen Sunny
Rose Town, same day, 8:00 AM

Dr. Octogonapus: That did NOT go well…

Nappa: You’re telling me.(Queen Sunny suddenly appears.)

Queen Sunny: OMG, I have the hugest news!!!

D.O.: What?

Queen Sunny: WE’RE GETTING A MARIO vs. DK 4!!!

Everyone: WOOT!!! WOOT!!! WOOT!!!

Delphene: Who’s getting interviewed now, Mom?

Queen Sunny: Fawful.

Everyone: Dear God…

Queen Sunny: I actually promised an Interview with him, so don’t kill him ‘til the end, K? Oh Nappa, you’re handling him.

Nappa: K.

Everyone Else: Great…

3 minutes later…

Nappa: Sup? I’m Nappa and this is-

Lemmy: LE-

Nappa: If I was able to annihilate Tien, what do you think I can do to you?

Lemmy: Nuff said.

(Lemmy leaves.)

Nappa: That was easy…

Staples Easy Button: MY LINE!!!

Nappa (ignoring the lame cameo): Today, I’m interviewing Fawful. Come on out!

(Fawful flies in donning his original appearance.)

Fawful: I HAVE HELLOS!

Nappa: Now that we’re settled, I’d like to ask the first question: when did you first appear?

Fawful: Superstar Saga was when Fawful appeared of the firstness.

99% of the audience: HUH?!

Queen Sunny: Oh, wait. *pulls out a vial of pink potion* Fawful, drink this.

Fawful: >:( Fawful says to you why?

Queen Sunny: You’ll see.

Fawful: I have uneasyness…

(He takes the potion and drinks it.)

Fawful: That was surprisingly sweet. Wait a minute, I can speak correct English now?!

Queen Sunny: Yeah. I made it for situations like this. Let’s continue, please.

Nappa: Ok. So, next question, what’s your relationship with Cackletta?

Fawful: Despite numerous speculations, Cackletta’s actually my mom. She made me call her by her first name because “Mom” or “Mother” sounded weak to her.

Nappa: 0.0 Oh. Question 3, and this one’s from a classified source: how in the world is it that you were dead at the end of SS, but alive in PiT and BIS?

Fawful: -.- Are you aware Mario and his crew aren’t the only people with extra lives?

Everyone but Sunny: 0.0

Nappa: Ok… Last question and we go to the audience: what‘s with the glasses?

Fawful: My eyesight‘s a little shaky, so I have to wear these.

Nappa: Aaaah. Seat MIGHTYMORPHINPOWERRIPOFF!

Axem Red: What’s with the Engrish?

Fawful: I was in a laboratory accident about ten years ago… My brain was nicked somehow, causing me to speak the way I do.

Nappa: Happens. Seat BACKINTIME!

Emmet Brown: Why did you turn evil?

Fawful: My father was a casualty of the lab accident. The gruesomeness of the sight warped my rattled mind. T_T

E.B.: >.< Great Scott!

Nappa: You’re worse than Dimentio. Seat MYINTERVIEWWASLONGEST!

Luigi: How come you seem to be the only Bean with five fingers?

Fawful: I’m half-Bean, that’s why.

Luigi: (to himself) And half-crazed. (out loud) Oh.

Fawful: Seat I’MBASEDONRUMPLESTILTSKIN!

Doopliss: How are you able to build all those machines?

Fawful: I had gotten a degree in building machinery at the Hooniversity. Stuff like that requires a lot, and I repeat, a LOT of math! ^_^

Digit (Cyberchase): MATH!!!

Bill Nye: SCIENCE!!!

Al Gore: I invented randomness!

George Bush: Dur… What’s randomness?

Nappa (after annihilating all 3): That’s getting stale… Seat MADAMEBUTTERFLY!

Timpani: How were you able to change into the antenna form and attack in SS?

Fawful: Cackletta’s not the only one with magic. I can’t do much more at the moment. *eerie voice* But watch out for next time!

Everyone: O.O

Nappa: Oh, shoot. Seat ANNOYINGINTROGAG!

Lemmy: (Why me?) Were you the one that froze Elder Princess Shroob, her sister, and half the Shroob race in BIS?

Fawful: Yes. And I regret it to this day. Seat CRAZYBOMB!

Queen Sunny: NO!!! IT’S A TRAP!!!

Ziggy H. Bomb: Ziggyboogeydoog.

(Nothing happens.)

Queen Sunny (after rising from her huddle): What the…?

Fawful: Fawful was riggingness of the bomb of mustardy doom to explode someplace of the elseness.

Nappa: That didn’t last long… So where DID it explode?

(At the end of Forest of Illusion, Roy is rising from a random pile of rubble.)

Roy: YOU’LL PAY, ZIGGY!!!

Gaz (SMRPG): Prepare for a major lawsuit.

Fawful: Fawful is crudful.

(Fawful sees EPS and her sister rapidly approaching him with psychotic expressions on their faces.)

Gaz: 0v0 And serious pain…

Fawful: 0.o Fawful is wealthy in crudfulness. END TRANSMISSION!

TRANSMISSION ENDED

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