Fireball: (whispering) Say it, Lemmy...
Lemmy: *sigh* Welcome to the show.
Fireball: See, isn't that better than what you normally say?
Lemmy: No.
Fireball: You'll get used to it in no time!
Lemmy: I'm not saying it again.
Fireball: Saying what?
Lemmy: Welcome to the show... Oh, wait.
Kroshi: How come we still have no studio?
Fireball: Remember when the Big Bob-omb blew up the place?
Kroshi: Well yeah, but I would have thought things would have been patched up by now.
Fireball: Yeah, well, you thought wrong.
Wario: I'm still surprised you have an audience.
Fireball: Isn't that a good thing for you?
Wario: Yes, because I can steal more wallets.
Fireball: Luckily, we still have a wall and stage left.
Luigi: That doesn't make any sense.
Fireball: You don't make any sense.
Luigi: That's what I said, but you switched "That" with "You".
Fireball: You don't own the English language, Luigi.
Luigi: Whatever.
Fireball: Now, this Interview is going to be special!
Kroshi: How?
Fireball: It's going to get a Little Lemmy's Land award!
Lemmy: Haven’t you said that multiple times before?
Fireball: Yes, but this time it'll be different.
Kroshi: Are you going to rig the votes?
Fireball: Uh... Nnnnooooo. I'll win it fairly.
Lemmy: Out of the 57 Interviews you've done, not one single one has gone into Little Lemmy's Land.
Fireball: Lemmy, just because you don't have any Interviews in LLL, doesn't mean anyone else can't.
Lemmy: I do have interviews in LLL!
Fireball: ... You probably rig it.
Lemmy: No, I don't.
Fireball: Sure.
Lemmy: I don't.
Fireball: Sure.
Lemmy: Just get on with the Interview before something insane happens!
Fireball: Settle down, Lemmy. Now, I'm going to interview someone that I don't believe has ever been interviewed before!
Kroshi: Wait, you actually picked an interviewee instead of some paper telling you?
Fireball: That's right, introducing, Amazing Flyin' Hammer Bro!
Amazing Flyin' Hammer Bro: Hello everyone!
Fireball: Everyone can call him Pete for short.
Kroshi: Why?
Fireball: Just read “I'm Throwing Hammers!”
Kroshi: What are you talking about?
Fireball: Ugh, never mind. Ready for the Interview to get started, Pete?
Pete: You bet I am.
Fireball: On with the first question, why are you "amazing"?
Pete: Well, Flyin' Hammer Bro just seems pretty plain. So it was decided that a Flyin' Hammer Bro would be instead called an Amazing Flyin' Hammer Bro. It just adds more spice to the name.
Mario: Not amazing enough to beat me!
Fireball: Wow, this is probably the longest Mario hasn't said a line in one of my Interviews.
Mario: I tried my hardest to keep it in.
Fireball: I'm sure you did.
Kroshi: Why don't you just get on with the next question?
Fireball: This is not a race, Kroshi.
...
Pete: I'm going to throw some hammers around if you don't get this Interview going!
Fireball: Woah, ok, stay calm.
Pete: Ok then.
Fireball: On with the questions, you seem to throw dozens of hammers, how do you have so many hammers?
Pete: Actually, we have an unlimited supply of hammers.
Kroshi: How?
Pete: I can't tell you.
Kroshi: Why not?
Pete: I just can't.
Kroshi: Why?
Pete: That's it, I'm going to start throwing some hammers!
Fireball: Uh, why do you throw hammers when you're mad?
Pete: Flyin' Hammer Bros can't keep there anger inside, so they express their aggression by throwing hammers.
Fireball: Also, why do you have such a short temper?
Pete: Short temper? What are you talking about?
Fireball: You seem like you want to throw hammers over the littlest things.
Pete: I don't know what you're talking about.
Fireball: You want to throw hammers if something takes too long or if you just feel like it.
Pete: I'm throwing hammers!
Fireball: Thanks for proving my point.
Pete: That was different...
Fireball: How?
Pete: It just was... Get on with the questions before some hammers get thrown around.
Fireball: Next question, how come we don't see you again after Super Mario World?
Pete: It's not our fault that Bowser didn't take an interest after that. He said we weren't amazing enough to stop Mario, but he couldn't even beat Mario!
Bowser: I wasn't ready at the time!
Pete: You never beat Mario!
Bowser: Except for that one time.
Pete: True.
Bowser: Yeah... Point for Bowser.
Fireball: Moving along with the next question now, how do you become a Flyin' Hammer Bro?
Pete: Amazing.
Fireball: Uh... Amazing Flyin' Hammer Bro.
Pete: Well, your parents have to be Amazing Flyin' Hammer Bros. first off, and you pretty much have to have "it" to have the flyin' part.
Fireball: So, other Hammer Bros can't fly like you guys?
Pete: No, they can't. They can if they go to Kamek's Amazing Flyin', but that takes years of hard practice and bruises from what I hear of it.
Fireball: So, were your parents Amazing Flyin' Hammer Bros?
Pete: Yes they were.
Fireball: Well this is very interesting.
Kroshi: You could even say... amazing.
Fireball: You could even say... awesome.
Kroshi: Perhaps even-
Waluigi: WALUIGI TIME!
...
Fireball: Get out, Waluigi.
Waluigi: I don't see any exit to get out.
Fireball: Fine... you can stay... for now.
Kroshi: Just don't say that again.
Waluigi: No promises.
Fireball: Getting on with the next question, how come your hammers are different from a Hammer Bro’s hammer?
Pete: We didn't want to come off as cheap by using the same hammer. Plus, the hammers we made are stronger then a Hammer Bro’s hammer.
Hammer Bro: Want to put that to the test?
Pete: Yes, but you wouldn't really want me to throw some hammers around.
Hammer Bro: Why not?
Pete: My hammers could knock you out. You could even ask Mario, I'm pretty sure he knows the difference between an Amazing Flyin' Hammer Bro’s hammer and a simple Hammer Bro’s hammer.
Mario: It's true, his hammers hurt more.
Hammer Bro: Whatever...
Kroshi: Gee, Mario remember how it feels to be hit with a hammer from an adventure a long time ago.
Mario: I have a good memory.
Kroshi: Who are we interviewing?
Mario: Uh...
Kroshi: Yes...?
Mario: I'm going to need some time!
Kroshi: Fine then.
Fireball: I might as well get this Interview rolling, on with another question.
Pete: How many questions do you have to ask?
Fireball: However many I want to ask.
Pete: Just get on with this.
Fireball: Next question, what happened when Bowser fired you all?
Pete: Well, we just went our separate ways. Some of us went and worked at a place that sold Crazy Inflatable Armed Tube Men and others trained to throw hammers for events such as the Hammer Throw.
Fireball: Ok then, this will be the last question I ask you, and then we can move on to the audience questions.
Pete: Finally, you ran out of questions to ask. You know, I feel like throwing some hammers around.
Fireball: Why?
Pete: You can never have enough hammer throwing.
Fireball: You can't?
Pete: No.
Fireball: Last question, how did you learn to throw hammers around at such a fast pace?
Pete: This is a silly question, but not silly enough to throw hammers around.
Kroshi: Yeah, we have little left, so it's best that no hammers get thrown.
Pete: We just train, pretty much. We have an unlimited supply of hammers so we just train almost non-stop with the usual breaks.
Wario: Coffee breaks?
Pete: Any kind of break you want.
Wario: Stealing breaks?
Pete: I'm not going to repeat myself.
Wario: I'm not going to either.
Pete: How about I throw some hammers in your direction.
Wario: I'm good.
Fireball: On with the audience questions, I guess.
Pete: Guess? What do you mean you guess?
Fireball: I don't know. Seat 78.
Koopa: Has there been a time when you didn't want to throw hammers anymore?
Pete: What? No. Maybe some mallets, but that's a totally different thing.
Kroshi: How?
Pete: Look, it's a long story and I don't want to explain it.
Kroshi: Why not?
Pete: Don't make me throw hammers!
Kroshi: Ok, ok, touchy...
Fireball: Seat 22.
Bowser: Do you want to come back and work for me?
Pete: Not really.
Bowser: You stink!
Pete: See, this is why I didn't accept your offer, you yell all the time.
Bowser: I can change!
Pete: We'll see.
Bowser: Yeah... That's what I thought.
Pete: What are you talking about?
Bowser: I just wanted to sound important...
Fireball: Seat 3.
Buzzy Beetle: Do you have any other attacks besides throwing hammers?
Pete: No, we don't. Besides, throwing hammers is a great offensive move and nobody can reach you... unless you're Mario.
Mario: PETE!
Kroshi: Pete what?
Mario: You asked me a question awhile ago, and I replied to it.
Fireball: Took you long enough.
Mario: I like to make sure I have the right answer.
Fireball: Still, took you long enough.
Mario: I want to ask a question!
Fireball: Wait your turn... Seat 9.
Mario: You’re not as amazing as you say you are if I beat you!
Pete: Look, it's another thing when it comes to you, you beat everyone. You could even take every enemy in Bowser's army and have them charge you all at once, and you would still come out victorious. We are amazing, but when it comes to you, Mario, it's another thing.
Mario: Ok... Not the answer I was expecting...
Fireball: Seat 99.
Hammer Bro: How many coins do you need to get in Kamek's Amazing Flyin'?
Pete: Why are you asking me, why don't you go and ask Kamek? Do I look like Kamek to you?
Hammer Bro: No... I was wondering if you knew.
Pete: Well, no, I don't know.
Fireball: We might as well get this show over with, and the last seat for the day is going to be seat 172.
Waluigi: WALUIGI TIME!
Pete: That's not a question!
Fireball: I thought you said you weren't going to do that again!
Waluigi: I didn't promise.
Kroshi: Get out, Waluigi.
Waluigi: I don't see any exit.
Pete: I'll make an exit for you! I'm throwing hammers!
Fireball: No!
Pete throws dozens of hammers, and after all the smoke clears...
Kroshi: He destroyed the wall and stage!
Fireball: What made you angry?
Pete: I am missing my favorite TV show.
Fireball: That... sounds reasonable.
Kroshi: I can agree with that.
Lemmy: It's going to take awhile to rebuild this, you know.
Fireball: Perhaps.
Lemmy: So I guess this is the end of this Interview.
Fireball: Most likely.
Lemmy: I'm going to get cleaned off.
Wario: Hey! I think someone stole one of the wallets I stole!
Fireball: Well... end transmission.
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