Spiker: Hello, and welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!!!
Spiker: Hello, and welcome to-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!!!
Spiker: HELLO, AND WELCOME TO-
Lemmy: …
Spiker: Spiker’s Inter-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!!!
Light Blue: You know you can’t win against Lemmy…
Blue: He sure as well can try!
Spiker: YEAH!!!
Lemmy: NO!!!
Spiker: Darn. Well anyway, today we will be interviewing...
(Spiker rolls his magic dice, and it lands on-)
Bonetail: SHADY KOOPA!!!
Spiker: Helloandwelcometo-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!!!
Spiker: Darn…
(A Shady Koopa comes out of nowhere.)
Shadester: Wasssssup… yo, there any cops around here?
Spiker: Not to my knowledge…
Shadester: Want to be a top tourist without doing any work? Log onto www-
Spiker: NO ADVERTISING!!!
Blue: Question one, what games have you appeared in?
Shadester: Just Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, and that’s about it…
Spiker: Um, okay. This isn’t really a question, but… umm… Why?
Shadester: Did you see us? We are called Shady Koopas for a reason, ya knows…
Spiker: Okay then… Question two, where were you in the game?
Shadester: Anywhere them cops didn’t show up.
Bonetail: He meant where exactly…
Shadester: Oh, then, down in them 100 Pits, ya know… And also the Glitz arena…
Spiker: You talk funny; do all Shady Koopas talk like that?
Shadester: Yessss…
Blue: Question three: what was your attack?
Shadester: When ya flipped us over, we didn’t take too kindly to that, so we just spun around upside down in our shells and attacked the cheeky plumber…
Earth Crystal: Shake!!!
Spiker: Get out of here now before I send you to the puppet dimension…
Shadester: Sorry, I’ll be on my way with free Koopaling vot-
Spiker: Not you, and get out of here, you must have been banned from this site at least six times, right?
Shadester: Yeah right!
Spiker: Five?
Shadester: Maybe…
Bonetail: Can we get on with it before I tell Blue who Shady is?
Blue: Who?
Bonetail: That guy who made you pay 1,000 Koopa Koins to get here on LL.
Blue: DIE… NOOOWWW!!!
(Blue turns into a demonic Yoshi and tries to eat Shadester, but is stopped by Bonetails.)
Bonetail: YOU CAN EAT HIM AFTER THE INTERVIEW!!!
(Blue turns back into a happy-go-lucky Yoshi again.)
Blue: (cheerfully) Okay!
Spiker: 0_0
Light Blue: 0_0
Bonetail: 0_0
Lemmy: 0_0
Audience: 0_0
Some guy on Earth: 0_0
You and I: 0_0
Blue: Continuing the Interview…
Spiker: Audience Questions! SEAT DODODUMMY!!!
Dodo: For the people who can’t tell what color you are from reading this Interview, what color are ya?
Shadester: That’s classified…
Blue: Hey look, a folder that says CLASSIFIED!!! It says a Shady Koopa should have a blue shell with slightly dark-gray-tan skin and be wearing shades.
Shadester: DARN IT!
Blue: SEAT DARKBROTHEROFFAMOUSACTOR!!!
Dark Paratroopa: Yay! I’m on here again! How come you didn’t appear inside the Thousand-Year Door?
Shadester: Cause the Shadow Queen asked us to guard Bonetail and stop Mario in the Glitzville level…
Bonetail: YAY, I’M IMPORTANT TO MY MASTER!
Shadow Queen: So you will work for me now?
Bonetail: Oh, absolutely not, you forgot to feed me and restore me to Darktail. I can’t forgive mortals for that…
Blue: SEAT B.L.U.E!!!
Blue: Do you like Mike My- OH FORGET THE QUESTION! DIE, FOOL!!!
Shadester: My last words are as follows: log onto Shadester’sLan-
(Blue beats up Shadester and then turns into a demon and eats him, then turns back into a happy Yoshi.)
Blue: Splee!!!
Spiker: Okay then, glad we got that guy out of the way. Next is Wario and that annoying Crystal…
Light Blue: Hey look, a cameo-
(Richard Simmons shows up out of nowhere.)
Richard: You can’t kill anyone unless you have a good workout!!! Before, I had to be airlifted out of my own home! But now, I’m the statue of fitness!!!
Spiker: Har har har… I ain’t working out for nothing!!!
Richard: In just three days, we can get your boney friend here looking good and powerful!!!
Bonetail: I’ll join!
Spiker: Still ain’t joining…
Richard: WELL WE ALL ARE!!!
(Richard Simmons starts to do jumping jacks and everyone on the show, including YOU, starts to follow along.)
Spiker: Can’t… stop doing… JUMPING JACKS!!!
Blue: SPLEE!!!
Bonetail: I never felt so al- err… dead!
Light Blue: IT HURTS!!!
Last Goomba: I can’t do jumping jacks, I don’t have arms-
(Richard kicks L.G. off of the show.)
Spiker: THAT’S… ALL THE… TIME WE HAVE… ON TODAY’S… SHOW. TUNE… IN NEXT TIME!!!
WRITER: END TRANSMISSION… (Idiots…)
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