Larry: Hello! Welcome to...
(Larry stops and looks around. The studio is empty.)
Larry: Where is everyone?
(Lemmy walks in with Shy Ranger and Hooky.)
Lemmy: Vacation!
Larry: You guys went on vacation?! I was just sitting here saying “Hello! Welcome to...” for months!
Lemmy, Shy Ranger, and Hooky: ...
Larry: Whatever, let’s get interviewing.
(An audience magically appears and Gobblegut bursts through the wall like Fracktail did.)
Gobblegut: ROAAAARRR!
Larry: Shut up!
Gobblegut: Sorry...
Larry: First question: what’s with those weird swellings?
Gobblegut: I accidentally ate too much and got those welts.
Larry: How?
Gobblegut: Those are where my many stomachs are, and if I eat too much, they swell.
Larry: Lame! What’s with those horns? They look like they’re made of rock.
Gobblegut: They are rocks. I just glued them on to look scary.
Larry: ... Lame! So, why do you work for King Dad?
Gobblegut: He promised me my own planet.
Larry: Audience questions! Seat DIGDIGDIG!
Monty Mole: Why do you look like that dragon from Yoshi’s Story?
Gobblegut: He’s my cousin.
Larry: I see. Seat BEAN!
Cackletta: What’s your relation to Fire Gobblegut?
Gobblegut: That was just me... but Bowser Jr. set me on fire to make me more powerful.
Larry: That’s... weird. Last question: seat ITBUUUUURNS!
Ganon: Why did you keep charging at Mario when he was using your weak point to defeat you?
Gobblegut: I was just so mad, I didn’t really consider it...
Larry: You idiot...Well, that’s all for... Wait, what happened to Count Bleck?
Hooky: I took care of him.
Meanwhile with Count Bleck...
(Count Bleck is watching static on a screen.)
Count Bleck: This is the best show ever, exclaimed Count Bleck.
Back at the studio...
Larry: Okay then. END TRANSMISSION!
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