(Pumpkin Zone Thorn Fortress, Rose’s room, June 21, midnight)
Rose (real form Sunny): Good thing I can still shapeshift.
Geno: Hello? Sunny?
Rose: *sigh* If only Star people weren’t Sighted.
Geno: Blame the guy who created us. Anyway, you have to interview today.
Rose: Who?
Geno: Bowser. Should I give you a boost in case- Um, Sunny?
(Rose has an evil smile on her face.)
Geno: (to himself) The Star of Evil still lives. (to Rose) He’s in the throne room now.
Rose: Sweet! More blackmail material!
(They leave to find Bowser strapped to a chair.)
Geno: Lemmy’s so not going to like this.
Rose: (ignoring Geno) First question. What was your first appearance?
(Bowser opens his mouth to breath fire, but finds he can’t.)
Bowser: What the?!
Rose: I temporarily disarmed you, although I‘m immune to fire anyway. Answer, please.
Bowser: *shivers* I appeared in Super Mario Brothers.
Rose: (Mr. Burns style) Eeeexcelleeent. Best game?
Bowser: M&L 2.
Rose: Why?
Bowser: In Queen Sunny’s bio, it said that was her only challenging game. :)
Rose: I highly doubt she was referring to you as a challenge, Your Vainness. *rolls eyes* Last question, and we go to the useful people. How come after Paper Mario you weren’t a major RPG villain?
Bowser: (struggling to break free) RAWR!!! The Star Spirits rigged the Rod to not only limit the time that power lasted in the hands of enemies, but to slow the rate at which I come up with evil plans.
Rose: (Dude, you‘re slow in general.) Seat I‘VECAMEOEDALOTOFSMRPGVILLAINS!
Martin: What am I doing here?
Bowser: Dunno.
Rose: Seat ILOOKEDBETTERINBLACK!
Spiderman: Favorite food?
Bowser: If you’ve played TTYD, you have it’s meat.
Rose: Seat OLDESTTOADSTOOLSISTER!
Serena Toadstool: How come you were able to shoot your spikes in SMRPG, but you couldn’t in the later games?
Bowser: I didn‘t feel like losing the only thing that would hurt Mario.
Rose: Um, the only game where that was really true was SPM. Seat NINTENDOPARTIALLYOWNSMENOMATTERWHATANYONESAYS!
Spyro: You DO know there’s a Dark Bowser hack of you in Brawl, right?
Bowser: I think so, but I’ll check as soon as I GET OUT OF THIS DANG CHAIR!!!
Rose: After the Interview. Seat BALLOONS!
Dark Koopa: Why do you keep kidnapping Peach?
Bowser: Despite popular belief, I’m not in love with her. Nintendo was playing around in SPM. All I want is the Mushroom Kingdom. That’s it. And maybe Aurora Toadstool. Seat FUTUREDAUGHTEROFANNOYINGFAIRY!
Princess Sunny: HEY!!! I resent that! So, what‘s your favorite prank?
Bowser: I like putting shaving cream in people‘s hands and then tickling their noses so they‘ll get the foam all over their faces. XD Best one ever.
Rose: (Now I know who to obliterate for doing that to me.) Seat I’MDISNEY’STHIRDSPOKESCHARACTER, and we’re done.
Tinkerbell: How come you hate Karma so much?
Bowser: I don’t know… It’s just every time I’m around her, I get really bad vibes…
(He sees the rogue siren in the audience and his horns droop.)
Bowser: O.O’ Like now.
Rose: (also seeing Karma) O.O’ *unholy screech*
Luigi: This is SO not going to end well…
(Karma cackles and opens a black warp holem letting out Sunny’s most annoying Interview running gags possible.)
Ludwig: CHOCOLAAATE!!! CHOCOLAAATE!! CHOCOLAAAAAAAATE!!!
Dr. Octagonapus: Dr Octagonapus BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Cell: IMMA FIRIN MA LAZORZ!!!!!1!!!!!1!11!!!
Rose: *sigh* Never should’ve organized this xrew. *sees Bowser out of his seat* I’m gone.
(She starts walking away.)
Geno: But S-
(Before he can give away his friend’s identity, Rose knocks Geno out with dark lightning.)
Geno: GIGGAGIGGAGOW!!!
Rose: (shaking head) That’s what you get. END TRANSMISSION!
Bowser: Will do. You‘re on Snack Duty after this.
(He destroys the camera with his fist.)
Rose: That’s not what I-
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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