DK Isles, Gangplank Galleon, June 19, 6:00 AM
Veganto: Where are we, man?
Princess Sunny: I have no idea…
300 Guy: THIS IS SUUUUB-COOOON!
Princess Sunny: *sigh* Why did he get blown to the same place as we did as in the last Interview?
Veganto: Because your mom is punishing Lemmy for not posting her doodle, and because she can‘t find mine.
Princess Sunny: I see… But that other part doesn’t make sense.
(Just then, Larry falls from a warp hole into the water.)
Larry (after he climbs onto the deck): Good thing I can breathe underwater.
Princess Sunny: Yeah, you did hang with Mom in her mermaid adventures. Anyway, wanna interview?
Larry: Sure. But where’s the audience?
Princess Sunny: I’m a genie from the future. I’ll use my magic to warp them here from the past.
300 Guy: How come Queen Sunny never mentioned you earlier?
Princess Sunny: Because Mom introduced me in some deleted scenes… Bowser Jr. and I are the Lemmy’s Land equivalents to Rini and Diana. Now then…
(The genie princess does what she said she’d do.)
Princess Sunny: So, as Mom would say, first question: what are you?
Larry: I’m a Koopa with Earth Mage powers.
Veganto: IT’S OVER OOONNNE HUUUUNDREEEEED!!! Oh, what is your favorite food?
Larry: Mostly vegetables, because my stomach can barely tolerate meat.
300 Guy: Figures. How come in SMB3 you were the first Koopaling battled, but in SMB4 (Super Mario World) you were the last?
Larry: I used to be the favorite Koopaling… I was surprised to learn that I was the hardest boss in 3.
Secret Squirrel (in seat IWASASHORTIN2STUPIDDOGS): Who on Plit thought you were hard?!
Princess Sunny: *shakes head* Don’t ask. How come you only had two teeth instead of four in NSMBW?
Larry: Ever wonder why Iggy started wearing glasses or how Lemmy got his lazy eye? Ask the guy in seat ISHOULDBEINJAIL.
Roy: I hope this doesn’t become a horrible running gag…
Princess Sunny: You and many other people are waaay too late for that. Last question, and we go to the audience. Veganto?
Veganto: What are your hobbies?
Larry: Playing videogames, making potions, crafting wooden wands (but only if one is needed), fighting baddies with Sunny, knitting, and crocheting. But those are just a few.
Princess Sunny: Bowser’s going to kill you when he finds out you’re part of Mom’s crew.
Larry: *laughs* No he won’t. Earlier I used a potion to put him to sleep. The whole vial, too.
300 Guy: Ouch. Seat ISHOULDHAVESTAYEDDEAD!
Fawful: I HAVE FURY!!! What is of the upness for the tennis-like raquet of doom?
Larry: Dad was making me try out sports. I deliberately lost it in battle so he wouldn’t make me do it again.
Princess Sunny: Huh. Seat BACON!
Porky Pig: Hu-hu-how did you get your robot in YSa?
Larry: Sunny built it for me earlier, then when Dad found it in the storage room, he thought that’s how me and my siblings should battle in the game.
Veganto: Seat COMICSTRIPCHARACTER!
Jason (FoxTrot): How come you and most of your siblings in NSMBW sounded like they did in the cartoons?
Larry: -.- My siblings and I are essentially turtles. Since we age very slowly, our voices kind of remain the same, so if I’m 17 in Koopa years, I may be anywhere from 20-30 in human years. *takes out a calculator* So if I’m the youngest… *pushes some buttons* and Ludwig is oldest by 5 or 6 Koopa years… woah, he’s a freakin’ dinosaur!
Yoshi (in seat NINTENDOGODZILLA): HEY!!!
Larry: My bad. Seat WALLABY!
Rocko: (to himself) How come the seats have old cartoon characters? (to Larry) So, worst day ever?
Larry: When I found that Nickelodeon had butchered the original DBZ. I mean, Gohan totally sounds like a girl now! For real though, it was when I learned that when the bond between Sunny and Mario breaks, Sunny will die.
Rocko: That’s awful.
Larry: I know. (In the process of using the Shoop-da-Whoop gag, he seriously injures half the audience.) Ludwig: IMMA FIRIN MA LAAAZAAA!!! BWAAAAAA!!! Cell: BWAAAAAA!!! Sailor Pluto: BWAAAAAAAA!!! Geno: BWAAAAAA!!! Goomba: BWAAAAAAAAAA!!! Princess Sunny: This is getting out of hand. 300 Guy: BWAAAAAAAA!!! Princess Sunny: YOU TOO?! Veganto: BWAAAAAAA!!! Princess Sunny: AAAAAAH!!! STOP!!! MAKE THE PERPETUAL INSANITY STOP!!! Larry: BWAAAAAAA!!! Princess Sunny: #@$$#$$@$%$%$%$@! (Everyone stops.) All: O.O Plit: O.O Multiverse: O.O The Author: O.O Princess Sunny: *laughs nervously* Pretend you didn’t hear that. Pauline: *evil smirk* BWAAAAAAAA!!! Princess Sunny (burned by the laser): *sigh* Excuse me. (Princess Sunny uses an attack on Pauline that’s a light version of the Shadow Queen’s dark Mega Wave, but she remains unharmed.) Princess Sunny: What the?! You should be severely damaged! Pauline: Mmm-mmm. She destroys the camera with a Shoop-da-Whoop bubble. Princess Sunny: Mom is NOT going to be happy about— Whoops! You're not logged in!
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