Queen Sunny: Oh, I hope I do well…
(A female black magician Yoshi with wings and a white emo hairstyle smiles.)
???: Don’t worry, you will, Majesty. : )
Queen Sunny: Thank you, Onyx. ^.^ So, who shall I have for my first Interview?
Wisdurm: Today, you will interview Luigi, Highnessssss.
Queen Sunny: *giggles* How wonderful! I haven’t seen him in days!
Three of the queen’s four half daughters: Yayz!!!
Calypso (3rd daughter, 1-yr): Yes!!! Now I can finally beat Bonetail!!!
Queen Sunny: Um, sweetie, Bonetail is super easy, even on a low level…
Delphene (eldest, 2 ½): Maybe for an expert like you he’s cake, but for us he’s a living puzzle. Anyway, aren’t we almost late for the Interview?
Queen Sunny: *looks at watch* Crud! I have to go!
Daughters: Bye, Mom!!!
Onyx: Good luck, Master!
3 minutes later in the castle ballroom…
Queen Sunny: Wow, oh my, my very first Interview!
Geno (standing next to the queen): Don’t get too stressed out, your water might break.
Queen Sunny: Thank you, but I’m quite fine.
Geno: That’s not what Pauline said when she and Daisy put that curse on you.
Queen Sunny: Let’s just start the Interview…
Luigi (annoyed): Yes, let’s.
Queen Sunny: Oh dear, I’m sorry! First question, when was your first appearance?
Luigi: I appeared back in ’83 in Mario Bros. Arcade. But then, I was known as Player 2.
Geno: Second q: best adventure?
Luigi: Definitely Partners in Time. ^.^
Queen Sunny: Can I ask why?
Luigi: It was the only Mario & Luigi title in which Fawful didn’t creep me out. *shudders*
Queen Sunny: Interesting… Time for the audience! Seat YEARONE!
Bowser (angry): Why did you insult me by using that seat name?!
Queen Sunny: Because I can. >:) Anyway, ask a question!!
Bowser (turning white as a linen sheet): Um, h-h-h-how c-c-come you’ve been portrayed as a total wuss throughout the Mario series?
Luigi: *sigh* It goes right back to Mario Bros. and Luigi’s Mansion. The way I appeared in both of those games has scarred my image for as long as the Mario movement may stay in force. Even with games like SMB and some others, people still see me as a groundhog with Stockholm Syndrome!
Geno: P.T. Piranha and some others have made that pretty clear…
Queen Sunny: Huh. Seat DELUDEDMEDIOCREMUSICIAN!
Ludwig von Koopa: WHY WON’T YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEE?!
Queen Sunny: *demonic voice* Because you and your idiot father can’t grasp the concept that you’ll never get what you want. *normal* Anyway, ask a question before I throw you both in the torture chamber.
Ludwig: *sniffles* Is Daisy really your girlfriend?
Luigi: NO!!!
Queen Sunny: ^.^’ Seat MESSENGEROFDOOM!
Karma: *evil smile* Now why must you treat me like this, dearie? You know what me and my minions will do to you seven days after you give birth, riiiiight?
Queen Sunny (body paling): Yes, but the curse can be averted somehow! You’ll see!
Karma: Yessss, we’ll see… Luigi, how do you feel about your good siren friend fading before her time?
Luigi (turning red): Leave her be, cretin!
(Karma cackles and disappears.)
Geno: Bizarre. Seat MRNINTENDO!
Mario: Man, I could go for some chocolate ice cream right now… Anyway-
Ludwig: Chocolate? Did you just say chocolate?
Queen Sunny and Geno: GAAAAHH!!!
Ludwig: CHOCOLAAAAAATE!!! CHOCOLAAAAATE!!! CHOC-
(Ludwig gets burned by Sunny’s flame breath.)
Mario: Thanks! ^.^ Bro, how come in Paper Mario you never helped me fight?
Luigi: Because I was tired at the time… Running and jumping out of the castle really took a lot out of me.
Mario: But you led the parade at the end…
Luigi: I found my secret Jelly Ultra stash. :)
Mario: GAH!!! How could I miss that?!
Luigi: Because it was secret and you would never find it in the game. >:)
Geno: Maybe this should have been his Smash Taunt…
Queen Sunny: Seat ODDENFORESTODDENFOREST!
K. Rool: PLEASE COME DANCE FOR ME!!!
Queen Sunny: Please ask a question for Luigi… This Interview is not about me…
K. Rool: Fie!!! Anyway, what is your favorite food?
Luigi: Contrary to popular belief, pasta is only my second favorite. It’s actually baked eel in garlic sauce.
Wario (in seat IMNOTREALLYTHATGREEDY): WOOT! My kind of guy!
Queen Sunny: Seat EVILWARLOCK!
Dimentio: Do you know you’re the third Mario character to be possessed by a demonic presence?
Luigi: Yes. I realized that when I played all of my games last week.
Geno: CONSECUTIVELY?!
Luigi: Yeah. I was trying to beat Sunny’s record of finishing all the Mario games in seven days or less. By the time I finished Galaxy 2, I was too late.
Queen Sunny: *smug expression* Which is why you should never top the master.
Luigi: >:( Seat ITHOUGHTYOUWEREONLYASONYCHARACTER!
Zoe: Do you have a Guardian Fairy Friend?
Luigi: Yes. That would be Sunny.
Ripto (in seat EVILPAPASMURF): Lucky stiff…
Luigi: : ) Seat HALFSIRENSMOTHER!
Lady wearing a dress that’s a floor length version of Tinkerbell’s with short sleeves: There’s a rumor you are an unlockable character in Sunshine. Would this rumor be true?
Luigi: Er, somewhat. One random Toad said that you can find me by collecting every single Shine Sprite in the game on every save file.
Lady mentioned above: Ah. Arista was wondering about that…
Geno: Seat DOODLEDSTARSPIRIT!
Eldstar: Did you catch the new DBZ? It’s FREAKIN’ AWFUL!!!
Luigi: I know. Can you ask a question about me?
Eldstar: Sorry. How does it feel to have almost the same number of fans as your brother?
Luigi: Great! I’m finally going to have my own identity! If only Shiggy (Shigeru Miyamoto) would quit writing me off as egotistic.
Eldstar: He does that to every character.
Luigi: I know. Seat EARTHMAGE!
Larry: Technically this is Plit, but you gave it a shot. Anyway, do you have a favorite flower?
Luigi: Yes. But the flower is so rare, you can only find it here.
Bowser: Hmm… Something I can use to try to takeover the world… I’ll just put taking the plant on my to-do list.
Queen Sunny: *shakes head* Seat PEOPLESAYIMKAMEKSSISTERBUTIMREALLYHISMOM!
Kammy (slightly embarrassed): If Daisy isn’t your girlfriend and you lost your shot with Éclair, then who exactly are you dating? Spill!
Luigi: I’ll reveal that later…
Geno: … Huh. Last question and done. Seat EGOTISTICFROGTHATISACTUALLYTHEFATHEROFTWOOFTHEAUTHORSOLDESTKIDS
WHICHWILLBELATERREVEALEDWHYINANFF!Wart: Why the long seat name?Queen Sunny (mad): Question please.
Wart: Oooh, teeth. How come your Final Smash was so weird?
Luigi: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the fans. On another note, you’re not really related to Bowser. Morton Koopa Sr. only told you that so you would kill each other.
Bowser and Wart: WHAAAAT?!
Queen Sunny: Looks like he failed in his mission. *under breath* Crud. *normal* Oh dang, we’re out of time! See you next time on Siren Sunny’s Interviews!
Bowser and Wart: TELL US WHY MORTON SR. WANTED US TO KILL EACH OTHER!!!
Queen Sunny: Later. Now run along, I have work to do.
(The two fake brothers run after her, but as soon as the queen exits the ballroom door, they run straight into a giant cake pan Calypso is holding.)
Calypso: XD Serves you right!!! XD XD XD
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