(Matt and Vad are sailing back on Jelly Jiggler. Lemmy is tapping his foot.)
Matt: We're back!
Lemmy: HOW DARE YOU USE ME IN YOUR ADVENTURE?!
Vad: We needed someone to parody Gasser - Vivian only goes so far as a Beauty parody.
Lemmy: Well, you forgot to interview. And P.T. and Crazy Koopa are two of the very few people allowed to parody-
Matt: Interviewing Hooktail, blah blah blah don't care.
Later, after rebuilding another studio...
Lemmy: Why didn't y-
Matt: In case you didn't/wouldn't post my Fun Fiction, I just decided to interview when I got back.
Lemmy: Fine...
Matt: Today, I'm Hooktail! Let's give her a hand!
Audience: Yay.
Vad: ... How do they keep on coming?
Matt: I don't know.
(He snaps his fingers as usual, and Hooktail appears.)
Hooktail: You!
Matt: Interview first! First, how did you eat Koopas? All you did was fly overhead!
Hooktail: That wasn't all I did. Petalburg was big enough to be the capital of 50 cities before I came around.
Matt: ... You are kidding, right? Next, how did you get the Diamond Star?
Hooktail: Well, a random Koopa I ate-
Matt: More in-depth.
Hooktail: Fine. I shall tell it... IN A FLASHBACK!
(Flashback!)
Koopa: Oh, mighty Hooktail, we present you this Star in the hopes that you will no longer eat us!
Hooktail: Thank you.
(She eats the Star and the Koopa.)
Citizens: RUN AWAY!!!
Vad: Oh come on!
The King: The Nobody has entered the flashback again! What-
(End Flashback!)
Matt: Quit getting in flashbacks!
Vad: NEVA!
Hooktail: I don't remember a king, but I also remember that one of the Koopas-
Matt: Next question! How did you get a castle named after you?
Hooktail: I told many, many Koopas that I would eat them if they didn't build it for me.
Matt: You did?
Hooktail: No, you know those Dry Bones in the castle?
Matt: ... Ahhh, I get it. Next, where did you go?
Hooktail: What do you mean?
Matt: In the game, if you go back to the room where you were fought, you're not there. Explain.
Hooktail: Nintendo got lazy. Would YOU put me in the room where you fought me if I got knocked out?
Matt: I thou-
Hooktail: If I was dead, would I be here?
Matt: Well, Dimentio, Count Bleck, and Tippi are dead, but they're in seats COURTJESTER, OBESSEDMASTERMIND, and RAINBOWBUTTERFLY. See?
(We look to the right and see that, indeed, they are in the seats that Matt said.)
Hooktail: But you also needed to go back to the room if you wanted Ms. Mowz, right? They took me out.
Matt: Fine... Last one before audience. What's the deal with Gloomtail and Bonetail? I'm only interviewing one Dragon-Type boss.
Hooktail: Gloomtail was ordered to guard the Shadow Queen.
Matt: Why does he also say, "You killed my sister!"?
Hooktail: Read Shady Parakoopa's Shadow Paper Mario: Rods of the Seven Stars.
Matt: Good enough. But Bonetail?
Hooktail: Sent to the Pit of 100 Trials for misbehavior. You know Floor 100? That had many creatures on it... before Bonetail came.
Matt: It ate them?
Hooktail: No, they went to the other 99 floors.
Matt: Boo. Audience! Seat IDONTHAVEASEATNAME.
Exor: Am I going to be a running gag again?
Matt: If you were, I would've put you in seat NEXTRUNNINGGAG. Ask the question!
Exor: Why were you 3D, while everybody else was 2D?
Hooktail: I'm a boss! I have the right to be 3D!
Exor: Don't talk back to me!
Matt: Well, I can tell this isn't going to end well. Interview over! *pulls another bazooka out* Get out!
Dimentio: First Interview, that shot confetti.
Matt: Oh yeah?
(Matt fires the bazooka at Exor, and it fire tons and tons of lasers!)
Matt: Yay! Lazers!
Vad: Lasers doesn't have a 'z', you know.
Matt: ... FALCON KICK!
(Matt randomly kicks Vad towards a wall, and the studio explodes for no good reason.)
Lemmy: Is this a new running gag?
Matt: Maybe. End Transmission!
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